Story One day, your pet pigeon flew away from home. You found it, but it was at the top of an infinitely tall apartment building. At least you have your jetpack, so it should be pretty easy to get it. WAIT, IS IT THROWING ANVILS AT YOU?!?!?! Use the arrow keys, a, d, and touch to move your player. And don't get hit by the anvils. I think it'll hurt.
Thanks to @griffpatch for the player costume. Everything else by me. So what did you get?