DATE: 5-13-22 LOCATION: Uncanny Canyon RESULT: Offensive Petorian victory Transcript: We wondered why the Petorian advance was halted yesterday, however now we know. Their military have received futuristic vehicles from an as of yet unknown source. They devastated our forces today, even though Doofanian reinforcements were aiding our own. The majority of remaining troops have retreated to the Gregonia walls for a last stand
