Yay code-golf platformer. 18 blocks in this entire project, which seems to be the record for a scratch platformer. Please take a look inside! There is ground, wall, and ceiling collisions, gravity, and a pause feature. There are also 3 ways to win. >>>hold space to run the game, release to pause. >>>moving your mouse into the white will stop you >>>he moves toward your mouse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh no! It seems Joe has misplaced his cookie again. To help Joe find his cookie, you must travel through the windy woods. Run, jump, and bounce your way through many obstacles through this fun forest in search of Joe's cookie. Joe doesn't do so well when he loses a cookie. You see, he has always had this sort of problem. Some call it "an addiction"... Joe doesn't like it when you call it that, he gets angry. Don't make Joe angry... Fortunately, Joe has had many crumbly cookies recently, and you can help keep it that way! Give Joe what he wants... Climb, hop, and fall through crazy caverns and you will soon stumble upon Joe's crunchy cookie! Joe is relying on you, he's your friend! Your best friend... Don't disappoint Joe... He will get sad... Joe wants to be happy, that's all. Don't you want Joe to be happy? Please, just find his cookie. ~~*~,#~~** just please every little crumb, oh, the chocolate chips, mmmm *chomp* more of that please mmm, yeahhh th-the crunch oh yeah ~~~ ooh infinite cookies, limitless - chocolate chip cookies, mm lick your lips the crunch, the munch, the chew my lunch, my brunch, my muussseE ~~ ~~~*~*~~~*~~~~~~~~~~m~ yes~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~*the poetic munching continues...*~ Joe believes he cannot survive without cookies, he says he loses brain cells. You might find him mumbling about cookies, in a somewhat, poetical way... This strange phenomenon might suggest that Joe does, in fact, require cookies to survive. Whether he needs them or not, you should still help Joe find his cookie!!! Do you even care about Joe? Did it even cross your mind that every minute, every second that you have been reading this, Joe, your friend, your BEST friend has been to your left, frozen, UNABLE to move, because of YOU? He's been waiting... Lying still. patiently.......................................................................................................................................................................... ~continued to credits
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*sniff*.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. The end. And in case you were wondering which Joe I've been talking about, he's JOE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMacguire... Like that guy you're helping find his cookie, yeah his name is joe macguire. You know how in the morning the cookies in your cookie jar are a little bit uh, "less than optimal"? Yeah that's joe. You know how at night, you hear those noises in the walls? Yeah no that's not the pipes that's joe believe it or not. But try not to believe it because he does smell fear. *sniff sniff* #platforming #platformer #physics #engine #games #compact #codegolf #18 blocks #codegolf platformer those aren't legs btw, they are nose hairs they are legs...
