Dex: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Fitz, watching Biana screaming, Keefe trying to set a sleeping Tam on fire, and Linh choking on air: I don't know either. I- its too perfect *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Biana: Thanks fam! Fitz: Oh no. Sophie: *cries* I love you too. Tam: Sounds fake, but okay. Dex: *A flustered mess* Keefe: Can I get a refund? Linh: Really? (I had to add in linh because I didnt wanna leave her out haha) Dex: Stressed. Keefe: Depressed. Tam: Possessed. Biana: Obsessed. Fitz: Impressed. Sophie: Chicken brast. (Haha it said it was a bad word) Everyone: ...What? Sophie: I just wanted to join in. (*screams with laughter*) Dex : The floor is lava! Linh: *helps Fitz onto the counter* Tam: *kicks Keefe off the sofa* Sophie: *lays on the floor* Biana: ...Are you okay? Sophie: No. Tam , texting Keefe: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater… Keefe′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later. *Later* Keefe, texting back: Freak you. (Bad word) Sophie: *sneaking in through their window* Fitz: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Sophie: I was with Biana? Biana: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again? Sophie: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Keefe: Put spaghetti in it. Sophie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Fitz : Put spaghetti in it. Sophie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Dex: Put spaghetti in it. Sophie: I am no longer taking suggestions. Dex: How in the world are you still alive? Sophie: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are. (Same girl) Keefe: Do we have any orange juice left? Tam : *pours the remaining juice into their cup* Tam : Sorry, we’re all out. (SjdhjsadjsdaK) *While planning to break in somewhere* Tam : Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Keefe: What? Tam : "Get Help." Keefe: No. Tam : C'mon, you love it! Keefe: I hate it. Tam : It's great! It works every time! Keefe: It's humiliating. Tam : Do you have a better plan? Keefe: No. Tam : We're doing it! Keefe: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Tam , carrying Keefe: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Keefe at guards, knocking them out* Tam : Ahh, classic! Keefe: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Tam , laughing: Not for me, it's not. (I-) Biana: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes Dex: My stomach growled super loud in French. Dex: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Biana: Bonjour. Keefe: Le growl. Sophie: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette. Sophie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Keefe: Mine just says "Keefe no." Sophie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation. (Accurate) Keefe: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Keefe: Violently practices. Dex: Violently studies. Linh: Violently sleeps. Biana: Violently shoots pictures. Fitz: Violently boxes. Tam: Violently murders people. Linh: Violently worries about the previous statement. Keefe: How would you like your coffee? Tam: As dark as my soul. Keefe: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up! Biana in an opposite universe Biana: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. Tam: What's this? Biana, hugging Tam: Affection! Tam: Disgusting. Tam: ...Do it again.
