"Hey, uh my son saw a creepy figure at night... He said it looked like you..." "R̵e̷a̵l̵l̴y̸?̶ ̵T̴h̸a̴t̶s̴ ̴w̵e̵i̵r̶d̴.̵.̷.̸"
Now its real... =)