Some of these will contain some spoilers (of the parts that haven’t been written yet), but I put warnings up if you don’t want spoilers BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER Veronica: Didn't you die?! Clarence: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change. Veronica: Guys, Miranda is missing. Clarence: Good. Emmet: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid! Emmet: I’m actually very good at mathematics. Emmet: Thirdly, I think you might be right. Veronica: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Clarence? Clarence: No. Emmet: I do! Veronica: I know, Emmet. Emmet: I’m sad. Veronica: I know, Emmet. Emmet: Don't go to the kitchen. Miranda: Why? Emmet: I saw a spider. Miranda: Well, did you kill it? Emmet: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair... BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER Clarence: I love you. Veronica, not paying attention: What was that? Clarence: I said I’m selling you to the zOo- Kinda spoiler… Veronica: How the hell are you still alive? Clarence: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are. BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER Emmet: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Clarence: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Veronica walks in* Clarence: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know. BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER Emmet: So, are you two dating now? Clarence & Veronica: Yes. Emmet: Why? Clarence: I happen to find Veronica very appealing. Emmet: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Veronica. BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER BIG SPOILER Emmet: Hey Clarence, wanna third wheel on my date with Miranda tomorrow? Clarence: Sure. Emmet: Veronica! Wanna third wheel on my date with Miranda tomorrow? Emmet: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Clarence & Veronica: ... Miranda: Emmet...
