These are sum good ones Ive picked up with sum of my ocs (and they’re all mostly accurate, cause I shuffled the names until they fit) Evelyn: Hey, Andromeda, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Andromeda: Yeah. Evelyn: And you, Darius? Darius: Umm... yes? Evelyn: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Darius: Did she just- (This seems like smth Evelyn would do, and Darius and andromeda have crushes on each other so haha) *out grocery shopping* Evelyn: *takes a free sample twice* Evelyn: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel. (Evelyns just hilarious) Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Andromeda: I choose to waive that right! Andromeda: *screaming* Melody: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Melani: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first. Sara: *standing on a balcony and sneezes* Andromeda: *standing on the roof* Bless you. Sara: God?! (Andromeda sits on the roof a lot when she needs to think, and their dorms have balconies… and I could so imagine this happening) Evelyn: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Andromeda: You sleep with a teddybear. Evelyn: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS! (I’m gonna have to add this as a character detail now haha) Sara: You're violent… Seven: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable. (Gosh she probably took 3 years to work up the courage to tell her that) Evelyn: Hello, I'm Evelyn. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen. *While planning to break in somewhere* Evelyn: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Andromeda: What? Evelyn: "Get Help." Andromeda: No. Evelyn: C'mon, you love it! Andromeda: I hate it. Evelyn: It's great! It works every time! Andromeda: It's humiliating. Evelyn: Do you have a better plan? Andromeda: No. Evelyn: We're doing it! Andromeda: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Evelyn, carrying Andromeda: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Andromeda at guards, knocking them out* Evelyn: Ahh, classic! Andromeda: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Evelyn, laughing: Not for me, it's not. (Ok but why would this actually happen) Ian: Do you even know what an amulet is? Evelyn: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Ian: Evelyn, those are omelettes. Evelyn: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing. Sara: Where’s Andromeda? Melani: Doing stuff. Sara: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Evelyn? Melani: Trying to stop Andromeda from doing the stuff. Sara: And Seven? Melani: Trying to stop Evelyn from stopping Andromeda from doing the stuff. Sara: I see. And what are you doing here, Melani? Melani: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Seven from stopping Evelyn from stopping Andromeda from doing the stuff. (Sara’s probably gonna do it anyways) Ian: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Rain: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Rain: Would you like me to tutor you? Darius: That was smooth. (Rain shalln’t get Ian!) Andromeda: *sneaking in through their window* Darius: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Andromeda: I was with Sara? Sara: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again? (Someone’s in troubleeeeee) Andromeda: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Andromeda: *aggressively throws water bottles* Darius: Uh... what's up with them? Sara: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Andromeda: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Melani, crying: It's working. (I need to draw andromeda throwing water bottles now) Andromeda: If you water water, it grows. Ian: ...What. Melody: They've got a point. (She would be the person to come up with those things that make you question your life) *The gang when they drop food on the floor* Andromeda: Aw man. *Throws it away* Ian: Five second rule! Evelyn: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor* Melody: *Sobs on the floor* (But… yes) *Andromeda is casually searching around the room* Melody: Hey Andromeda, what’re you looking for? Andromeda: My will to live. *Darius walks into the room* Andromeda: Oh, there it is. Melody: I need life advice. Evelyn, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person. (Evelyns just the clown of the group tbh) Evelyn: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?! Seven: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence. Evelyn: Oh... Andromeda, from across the room: *from across the room* I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that. (This could happen tbh) Continued below
Continued Sara: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Seven: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Evelyn: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Seven: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands. (Pro tip: don’t steal Sevens birthday cake, or anything from Seven. Just, don’t go near her…) Darius: I'm allergic to death. (But he’s immortal so I mean-) Andromeda: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Evelyn: Burn the house down. Andromeda: And what did you do? Evelyn: I made dinner. Andromeda: Evelyn: Andromeda: Evelyn: And burnt the house down. (Evelyns gonna set the school on fire one of these days) Rain: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Evelyn: Weight loss? Drink water. Sara: Clear skin? Drink water. Seven: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them. (Rain gets her powers from, well, rain, and uhm, Seven is a psycho maniac so it all worked out) Andromeda: Where are your parents? Seven: What are parents? Andromeda: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said. (And that my friends is why Seven is not ok) Andromeda: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Melani: .... Rain: ..... Ian: ...... Evelyn: ..Who? Andromeda: That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Evelyn* (But, yes) Evelyn: Slash gamemode creative. Sara: Dude, this isn't Min- Evelyn: *starts levitating* Andromeda: Slash gamemode creative. Sara: Wait, but- Andromeda: *starts levitating* Andromeda: Hey, it works! (Yes, yes, and yes) Ian & Darius:*Playing video games* Andromeda: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Ian: *silence* Darius: *silence* Andromeda, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Ian & Darius in shame: Yeah... (Ok, but this it too real) Darius: Can you cut me some slack, Andromeda? I’m sort of in love. Andromeda: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Darius: I’m in love with you. Andromeda: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little. (His confession of love to her was originally a kissing scene on a roof during the sunset, but this works too) Kidnapper: We have your child Melani: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Melani: Oh god, you have Melody (Melodys just a little child being eee) Andromeda: So, are they your friend or... Sara: They’re like Rain, but if Rain was ordered to be around you. Andromeda: Oh, so Evelyn. Sara: Precisely! (Pfft andromeda was originally a “mission” for Evelyn) Andromeda: *Gasp* Darius: wHAT?? Andromeda: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Darius: *inhales* Sara, in another room with Evelyn: Why can I hear screeching? (Darius didn’t know what he was getting himself into) Andromeda: I have a problem. Seven: Kill it. Andromeda: Can you chill for like, two seconds? (Pffff) Melani: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Ian: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Evelyn, scoffing: Oh, please. Ian, to Evelyn: Hey, how you doin’? Evelyn: Evelyn: *giggles and blushes* Rain: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me. Ian: But did I make you cry? Rain: *cries on the spot* Ian: ...Shoot. Evelyn: How would you like your coffee? Seven: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Evelyn, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar! (That’s just about accurate) Evelyn: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single? Andromeda: Do not do that. Evelyn: You won’t even notice! Darius, entering: Andromeda, you wanted to see me again? Evelyn: Andromeda's single Andromeda: *heavy blush* Melody: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Melody: *sees Rain shoving Evelyn into the washing machine while Andromeda records and Sara watches* Melody: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. Evelyn: How does that even work? Rain, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?! Evelyn: Your face doesnt make sense. (Yeah, they don’t like each other) Seven: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one. *at a zoo* Evelyn: What are they in for? Darius: Evelyn, this isn't prison. Evelyn: So they can leave? Darius: No, but- Evelyn, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
