what the internet has taught me: - picking locks is manly and being manly is an art - girls do, in fact, fart - the earth has not yet decided to be happy - rebecca black made a friday song sequel. yes, the monstrosity did get a sequel and it has a NO-NO WORDDD :OOOOOOO PEANUT BUTTER IS A SWEAR KIDS! NEVER SAY IT UNLESS YOU WANNA GET IN BIIIIIG TROUBLE! - fangirls say asdfghjkl when the cannot process their fEeLs online - celebrities poop - pigs are sus - spongebob lives with mermaids
i found all these on the internet
