I can't believe it I seriously cannot believe it I finally got played like the cheap plastic toy I am I have been sitting on the floor crying For an hour Eating Cheetos my friend got me from the vending machine Drinking lemonade Texting my friend therapist And trying to forget It was all a lie A wonderful lie Now she's off with her Star Wars bf Cheating on me without even saying it to my stupid, plastic face. My friends can say we were never dating They can say whatever they want But she called me her enbyfriend And once you say that there is no going back Life is a story of goodbyes, she said You have to learn to get over things, he said You are gold. You are the best. She just couldn't see that, he said Get a gf, they said She'll cure your sadness, they said Where's she now?
Song is by Cavetown Art is mine Please. Don't steal or retrace. I'm too sick and tired to report you. Title quote is mine after my friend handed me some Cheetos after getting them from the vending machine and told me to eat them while I cry.
