-inhales- ok. rant time. ANYONE EVER WATCH MPHFPC AND READ THE BOOK?? THE BOOK WAS FIRST AND I READ IT IN 4TH GRADE. I'VE BEEN WITH THIS BOOK FOREVER SO WHEN I WATCHED THE MOVIE IT WAS SO. HECKING. BAD. SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOYED IT! I MEAN, WHAT? THE MOVIE WAS TRASHY THEY MADE EMMA A MARY JANE AND MS PEREGRINE WILLY WONKA. IT WAS SO BAD I WAS ACTUALLY SWEATING WHEN I WATCHED IT WITH MY PARENTS AND WHEN WE FINISHED I TOLD THEM, "this is NOT what the book is about". AND STAYED AWAY FROM THAT SERIES FOR 2 YEARS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE BOOK. AND HE CHANGED EEEVVVVEEEERRRRRRYYYYYTHHHIIIINNNNNGGGG. THEY MADE JAKE BORING INSTEAD OF FUN AND I GET THE SAME FEELING FROM THAT MOVIE AS I DID WHEN STANDING OUTSIDE OF MY YEARBOOK CLASS IN DECEMBER. IT'S LIKE HOW IN HARRY POTTER THEY MADE SIRUS (my favorite character btw) UNINTERESTING AND BORING. READ THE FRICKING BOOK, SCREENWRITERS, AND MAKE A NEW MPHFPC MOVIE.
HAHAHAHAHA LOOK INSIDE I DARE YOU