BRUH WHY THOUGH *press space to see what happened* *censor* you moderators, i'm re-writing the description. So yeah, just went to my cardiologist yesterday and it turns out that my Heart needs an upgrade. There's a 50/50 chance that either i'll have to get minor heart surgery that will basically heal instantly, or fricking open heart surgery that will take months to heal. BUT HEY, if it's the second option, I won't be able to go to work for awhile so I'll be sitting in my basement playing Minecraft for awhile! I have a crappy artery that has an artificial conduit that basically opens and closes it easier. But it's as old as me and it's starting to get a bit too small. Either they can just go through an artery in my leg and put a stent in it which will open it up wider, or they'll have to actually go in there and replace the conduit entirely. I would honestly prefer the second option considering that it will put my out of commission for a long time allowing me to un-exist for awhile.
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