Boys and girls, come hear my greeting I hope you don't plan on sleeping Tonight for while you are dreaming Evil awakes, unearthed and creeping There's things that thump, things that bite Things that go bump in the night What are these things? You sit and ponder Brace yourselves, we call them Monsters The first monster we'll see today Is something that likes to eat hay First they champ, then they stamp Then, uh You all know about mermaids One part s*xy, the other half lady Do you know about this even scarier combination? It's called Furry! Furry! Furry! Furry! But oh wait! Where's its head? I don't see it anywhere, whoa! It's called Furry! Furry! Furry! Furry! It's on its chest! It's on its chest! Like some kind of Pokémon Boys and girls, come hear my greeting I hope you don't plan on sleeping Tonight for while you are dreaming Evil awakes, unearthed and creeping There's things that thump, things that bite Things that go bump in the night What are these things? You sit and ponder Brace yourselves It's called Furry! Furry! Furry! Furry! But oh wait! Where's its head? I don't see it anywhere, whoa! It's called Furry! Furry! Furry! Furry! It's on its chest! It's on its chest! Like some kind of- It's called Furry! Furry! Furry! Furry! But oh wait! Where's its head? I don't see it anywhere, whoa! It's called Furry! Furry! Furry! Furry! It's on its chest! It's on its chest! Like some kind of Pokémon
hope u enjoy you filthy furry (joke BTW if it wasn't obvious)
