(if it doesn't say stuff, reload the page) OK, not actually "anything." There's like a thousand words that he can say, but, since Griffpatch has a big-kid vocabulary, he mostly says rare words. I couldn't even find him saying "am" (you have to use "I'm"). Nonetheless, please enjoy! (Instructions Below) Instructions: Go inside, and type your script into the "speech" list. Lowercase only! (except "I" and proper nouns like Griffpatch) No spaces! And no punctuation! If he can't say a word, he will skip over it. More instructions inside! Remix with your own funny sentences!
Thanks to @EmeraldJayENT for the idea! Thanks to @Castle_Hippopotamus for "Exclusive griffpatch Interview," where I got many voice clips of Griffpatch. I got the rest from Griffpatch's "Getting Over It" And of course, thanks to @griffpatch for the voice! What you make Griffpatch say is not necessarily indicative of his beliefs... but it could be.
