What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something with a good tune-a!~ What did a shark eat with it's peanut butter sandwich? A jellyfish.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales. Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can't walk. The fish said to the fish blub blub The other fish said blub blub They were both kicked out of the house for Oder because they had been sitting on a couch and not doing anything for 5 weeks and never took a bath
