TW: nfts (very scray) You wake up to the sun shining lightly through the window, illuminating Crypt Keepers ripped, shirtless bod. "goodmorning babe" he smirked "good morning also" you said. "do you want brekfast?" said Cryptie "no" you say "hmmm we should go purchease nfts!" he smirked YOu agreed and you go to nfts.com, where you buy nfts. "hey babe look at this sick blue monkey with a hat." said Cryptie. "that is a good nft" you agree. "shall we purchuse it?" cryptie asks. "yes" you purchase your nft and announce it to your bros on reddit at r/nftsaresick Cryptie posts it with the caption "this is an nft me and my hot gf bought. it is a representation of our love." Everyone was posting positive comments, except for one persone, your parents. "this nft inhales hindquarters" say you parents who have always disaproved of cryptie because he was so hot and had tattoos. "don't worry babe" said Cryptie. "i will go to your parents house and turn their bones to soup." Then he left. You feel grateful for having such a great bf. LAter you eat parent bone soup. The End
