-{Script of Memes}- Rosepool: Vixenmelt... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Vixenmelt: Your text told me to satanize the house before you return. Rosepool: Rosepool: I wrote sanitize, Vixenmelt Vixenmelt: I turned out perfectly fine! Rosepool: Vixenmelt, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast Vixenmelt: /I/ DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! /YOU/ DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!! Blueleaf: Violence isn't the answer. Vixenmelt: You’re right. Blueleaf: *sighs in relief* Vixenmelt: Violence is the question. Blueleaf: What? Vixenmelt, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Blueleaf, running after them: NO- Third: How petty can you get? Vixenmelt: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. Blueleaf: So that’s my plan. Third: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Blueleaf: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Third: It ʞɔnɟing sucks. Blueleaf: That’s not constructive criticism. Blueleaf: Bye Vixenmelt! Bye Frostfang! Bye Rosepool! Bye Third! Bye Vixenmelt! Frostfang: You said ‘bye Vixenmelt’ twice. Blueleaf: I like Vixenmelt. Blueleaf: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them. Frostfang: Hey Third, Third: Yes? Frostfang: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Third: Third: Where’s Vixenmelt? Frostfang: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Vixenmelt will and will not eat. Third: Grass? Yes! Frostfang: Moss? Yes!! Third: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Frostfang: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Third: Worms? Sometimes! Frostfang: Rocks? Usually nah. But they will! Third: Twigs? Usually! Frostfang: Streamstripe's cooking? Inconclusive! Rosepool: How did you… test this? Frostfang: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Rosepool: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Streamstripe: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? Third: ARE YOU- Vixenmelt: ʞɔnɟing. Third: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Vixenmelt ʞɔnɟing. Third: IDIOT! Blueleaf: …What was that? Vixenmelt: Rosepool banned Third from swearing, so I’m helping them out. Frostfang: Favorite horror movie? Third: It Streamstripe: Saw Rosepool: Annabelle Vixenmelt: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics Frostfang: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Third: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Frostfang: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Vixenmelt: edible Blueleaf, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Third: You did WHAT– Vixenmelt: William Snakepeare Frostfang: I know you snuck out last night, Vixenmelt. Third: Play dumb! Vixenmelt: Who's Vixenmelt? Third: NOT THAT DUMB!!! Streamstripe: If you had to choose between Third and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Vixenmelt: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Third: Vixenmelt! Streamstripe: 63 cents. Vixenmelt: I'll take the money. Third: VIXENMELT!!! Rosepool: What if i press the brake and gas at the same time? Vixenmelt: The car takes a screenshot. Third: For the last time, get the he|| out. Frostfang: Third and i are having a baby. Vixenmelt: That's gre- Frostfang, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here. Frostfang: We need a distraction. Third: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Vixenmelt, whispering: My time has come Vixenmelt: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Third: I think you mean cards. Rosepool: They did not. Vixenmelt, pulling out knives: I did not. Rosepool: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Third: Rude. Frostfang: That’s fair. Streamstripe: Not again. Vixenmelt: Are you going to want this back? Third: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Rosepool: 'Prettiest Smile' Frostfang: 'Nicest Personality' Streamstripe: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Vixenmelt: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' Rosepool: Vixenmelt, what do you have? Vixenmelt: A KNIFE! Rosepool: Okay, have fu- Third: NO! Rosepool: What are you writing? Third: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Vixenmelt, looking over Third's shoulder: This just says 'ʞɔnɟ around and find out' in calligraphy. Vixenmelt: *sneaking in through their window* Third: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Vixenmelt: I was with Rosepool? Rosepool: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
edit from may 18, 2023, 21:50 - i forgot about this completely lol, i'm probably going to make these one by one except with different characters lol, also probably no voice acting unless im feeling *qUiRkY* haha -{Continue of script}- Third, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. Frostfang: Okay Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink? Third: Orange soda, please! Frostfang: I'll have the strawberry soda. Vixenmelt: Me too, strawberry soda. Third: *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Frostfang: Thanks fam! Third: oh no Streamstripe: *cries* I love you too Rosepool: Sounds fake but okay Blueleaf: *A flustered mess* Vixenmelt: can i get a refund Third: We need to distract these guys Vixenmelt: Leave it to me Vixenmelt: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Frostfang, Streamstripe, and Rosepool: *Immediately begin arguing* Blueleaf, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. Third: Rules are made to be broken. Frostfang: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Vixenmelt: Uh, piñatas. Streamstripe: Glow sticks. Rosepool: Karate boards. Blueleaf: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Third: Rules. Frostfang: Third: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Frostfang: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Third: Three of us saw it, Frostfang. How do you explain that? Frostfang: *points at Vixenmelt* Sleep deprivation. *points at Streamstripe* Paranoia. *points at Rosepool* Delusional personality disorder. Third: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Frostfang: Have everyone stand. Rosepool: Bring three more chairs! Streamstripe: The most important ones can sit down. Vixenmelt: Kill three. Third: Nothing in life is free. Frostfang: Love is free! Rosepool: Adventure is free. Streamstripe: Knowledge is free. Vixenmelt: Everything is free if you take it without paying. Third: What’s something you guys are better than Frostfang at? Blueleaf: Mario Kart. Streamstripe: Yeah, video games. Vixenmelt: Emotional vulnerability. -{Cast}- Vixenmelt, played by @crystal-feather Rosepool, played by @Moss-Wing Streamstripe, played by @X_-Rose-_X Frostfang, played by @MeowlyKat Blueleaf, played by @BlueLeaf0w0 Third, played by -{?}- -{Ships, and if they are good or bad}- [Third's ships] Third x Rosepool - No, because they are only friends, nothing more Third x Vixenmelt - Vixenmelt will chop you and Third's heads off if they find this Third x Streamstripe - Streamstripe wouldn't really care, but Third doesn't really like Streamstripe Third x Blueleaf - blueleaf would cry if she saw this Third x Frostfang - YES, THIS IS YES [Frostfang] Frostfang x Third - YES, THIS IS YES Frostfang x Streamstripe - They are good friends, nothing more Frostfang x Rosepool - nope, nuh-uh, no-sirree Frostfang x Vixenmelt - they are clanmates, but they like different cats Frostfang x Blueleaf - Frostfang will k!ll you in your sleep [Streamstripe] Streamstripe x Vixenmelt - They are besties, no please Streamstipe x Rosepool - yaaaaassssss Streamstripe x Blueleaf - no, blueleaf secretly wants to rip streamstripe's guts out Streamstripe x Frostfang - no Streamstripe x Third - third doesn't like them [Blueleaf] Blueleaf x Rosepool - rosepool fears what vixenmelt would think of this too much to see Blueleaf x Vixenmelt - blueleaf and vixenmelt is cannon in both the memes, the accounts, and irl Blueleaf x Third - for the love of starclan no Blueleaf x Streamstripe - ... lets not go there Blueleaf x Frostfang - hahahahahahahaha, no. [Rosepool] Rosepool x Vixenmelt - THEY ARE SIBLING EW NO Rosepool x Blueleaf - rosepool would get thanos snapped if vixenmelt ever found this cannon Rosepool x Streamstripe - yes, this is good Rosepool x Frostfang - n o Rosepool x Third - hahaha funny joke, but n o [Vixenmelt] Vixenmelt x Streamstripe - they bestieesss Vixenmelt x Blueleaf - y e s, v e r y v e r y g o o d Vixenmelt x Rosepool - ew no they're sibling Vixenmelt x Frostfang - they have s t a n d a r d s Vixenmelt x Third - wow you're so funny! why would this ever be cannon?
