Original release date: 1/13/22 After I reminded him that this song exists, @The_Mad_Lad challenged me to make a parody of it Fancy Foxy builds a clone machine and explains why Villager isn't returning in Duel Heroes Credit to Disney's Encanto for the original song (We Don't Talk About Bruno), I absolutely love this song LYRICS BELOW, SCROLL DOWN V V V V V V V V V V V V We don't talk about Villager, no sir We don't talk about Villager But It was my birthday (It was our birthday) We were getting ready, and there wasn't a sword or a knife (No weapons found in our life) Villager walks in, looking worried and grim (GOLD SWORDS!) You're telling the story or am I? (I'm sorry, mi zorro, go on) Villy sends me on my way (Why did he send us?) I faced the slimes and suffered through pain (Bandida, get the bandages) Fought the guardian of the lake (And then he got away, but anyway) We don't talk about Villager, no sir We don't talk about Villager Hey Grew to live in fear of Villy stuttering or stumbling I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling I associate him with the sound of appearing text (Text, text, text!) It's a heavy lift for him to give them all something Always 25 swords to leave them fumbling Worried sick about the fight that's coming next Those were his effects A seven-foot frame Blades throughout his skin When he calls your name You know you're going in Yeah, he sees your danger And feasts on your anger We don't talk about Villager, no sir We don't talk about Villager He gave me a longsword and I slashed off my leg (No, no!) He gave me a Fire Blade and it burned the hair off my head (No, no!) He gave me an Angelic Sword but I met the devil instead (Heyyyyyyyyyy!) Your fate is sealed when he leaves you with your deck He gave me 25 diamond great swords and gave me the easy way through He said, "There's an abundance of cards and we've saved them all just for you" Um guys, the Guardian's on his way! He told me that the swords that I needed would only be heeded if I gave him some money It's like I hear him now Hey man, I want not a sound out of you (I can hear him now!) Yeah, um, Villager Yeah, about that Villager I really need to know about Villager Give me the truth and the whole truth, Villager! Fancy Foxy, the slimes are here! Time for battle! (LITERALLY THE ENTIRETY OF THE SONG AT ONCE) (DON'T TALK ABOUT VILLAGER!) Why did I talk about Villager? (NOT A WORD ABOUT VILLAGER!) I never shoulda brought up Villager!
