(We crashed into a cable transmitter.) Husk: Ava, honey you okay? Me: Yeah, I think so. (We walked away.) (Two airbags pop out.) Husk(reading the sign): "Monster Island Cable Transmitter". (We looked at the destroyed transmitter with realization.) Husk: Uh oh. (An angry crowd comes over.) Fuzzy Lumpkins(angrily): Hey! You destroyed the cable of the entire island! Husk(while backing away with me holding on to him shyly.): Hey, hey, easy! Husk(attempting a distraction): Hey, remember Tarzan? Tarzan: No, no, this isn't about me it's about you. Husk: Uh oh. Well, that did take us a lot of time. (The crowd approaches us more.) Husk: Wait! I didn't destroy the cable! Husk(blaming me): Uh, she did it! Me: What? Husk, you were driving- Husk(lying to the crowd and muffling me): Uh, I was teaching her how t'drive and she lost control of the car. Husk: C'Mon, we've all done stupid things when we're kids! Think of the time when I was a kid I sneaked in a casino. (Cutaway shows a young human Husk sneaking in a casino with a tall bush disguise.) Husk: C'Mon, man give the kid a break. Fuzzy Lumpkins(angrily): Why would we?! Husk: She's been diagnosed with autism when she's 4 and her parents didn't know 'til her maternal great grandmother told 'em. Crowd(guiltily): Oh, oh. (The crowd leaves while feeling guilty.) Daffy Duck(guiltily): Oh, poor kid. (I gave Husk a death glare while he looked nervous at me.) Me(angrily): I can't believe you blamed me on the destruction of the cable! Husk: Honey, I know what I did was wrong and I know this isn't the first time y'got embarrassed. (Cutaway of an embarrassing moment.) Tricky the Clown(showing everyone Nebby the Cosmog in a diaper): A diaper. Babies need diapers. Everyone: Wow! What a genius! Atul the Frog: You're a genius, Tricky! Tricky the Clown: Hank also wears diapers on his head and they somehow help him. Hank J. Wimbleton(annoyed): They're bandages, you idiot. Tricky the Clown: Well, I'll be honest with y'all, I wear diapers too. Just, not on my head. I'll show y'all if y'want. Everyone(disgustedly): Ew! (I looked shocked on what I heard.) Husk: Oh, I hate seeing you upset. Husk(cheering me up): Hey, let's play a little game called "Taking the Fall for the Kitty". And if y'win, I'll buy you a plush version of myself. Me(joyfully): Oh, Husk! Now, I love you again! (I gave him a care-hug.) Husk(care-hugging me back with one arm): Yeah, you'll be a great wife for a hairy demon. (As we were driving away the broken cable signal was being dragged.)
From Family Guy Me as Meg Griffin
