</A - Go Left >/D - Go Right ^/W - Go Up v/S - Go Down Space/E - Pick up item Avoid The Piggy, Unlock doors, escape. Typical Piggy gameplay
Note: This is very buggy. Once you get an item, you have to use it if you don't want to get softlocked. The Piggy can teleport to the centre of the map (Could be good if you want some '[REDACTED]' shenanigans but that's besides the point) and more. Anyway, feel free to post remixes in the comments, as long as you have something else to say. Credit to Minitoon for creating the original Piggy. If it didn't exsist, neither would this.