A guy walks towards one of his friends and says "I'm the luckiest man in the world!!" His friend says "prove it" so the dude jumps off a cliff 10 minutes later he's going back up the hill and See's his friend crying he asks "why are you crying?" the friend says "wow you really are the luckiest man in the world!!" So the friend wants to try it so he jumps off 10 minutes later the friend and the dude are in an ambulance and the paramedic says "you can be a jerk sometimes when you can be a jerk when your drunk superman" Superman says " I know"
