Diana: Look, Papa John's boy is here! Jordan: *sighs* I work at PIZZA HUT. Diana: It's the same thing!! Class agenda: *says "lunchroom fight"* *class discussing it* Teacher: No, we're not having a fight in the lunchroom. Half the class: Aw... Classmate: Is anyone else imagining Justin (character in story) as Troy from High School Musical? Teacher: *points at Jordan* You. Jordan: If Justin's dad hadn't fired-- Teacher: No. Joey: I think that all mopeds should have turbo chargers, bro. History teacher: Alright, British politics! Me: Bri'ish! Diana: Bri'ish! Me: England isn't real! *lights are off* Pebbles: Can we turn the lights off? Classmate: ...Pebbles, the lights ARE off. History teacher: I have all the confidence that you guys have heard of the Magna Carta at SOME point. Jordan: I MIGHT have. History teacher: So it's not like the king could just go out and shoot somebody in the face. Classmate: Technically, they can... Classmate 2: No, technically, they can't. Classmate: No, because in court, you're like, going up to face the queen, so she'd just be going up against herself! Me: Are you suggesting that Queen Elizabeth is going out and shooting people?? History teacher: You guys ever heard of Gilmore Girls? Classmate: Isn't that the show about the old ladies? Iden: No, that's Golden Girls. We're not talking about Golden Girls. Classmate: Oh, nevermind then-- History teacher: See, I asked my 2nd period how fast you're supposed to go on the road, and they said "depends on the music." Sonajai: Settle down, class! My name is Ms. [last name], I'm gonna be your substitute for today. History teacher: Sonajai, go sit down! Jordan: For a minute, I legit believed her- History teacher: *waiting on someone to finish writing* Someone sing the Jeopardy theme... Me & Ashleigh: *starts singing* History teacher: Okay, no, don't, actually-- History teacher: It gave us the Judicial Review! What was the Judicial Review? Sonajai: It's where you review the judicial! History teacher: Danielle, I spelled your name wrong, my bad. I wrote "Dabielle". History teacher: Next up, we haaaave... Board: Antoniya Kai: An-toe-nia History teacher: ...An-ton-aya. Board: Michal Kai: Mickle! Kai: The Allamachian Mountains!!
