OK, I admit that 32 is a rather arbitrary number. I should have done a multiple of ten, or a neat fraction of 100 like 50 or 25 or 75. But I felt like making this, and I happen to have 32 followers at the moment. Anyway, when you think about it, 32 is a very cool number. Its factors include 2, 4, 8 and 16, the first four numbers on the 2-logarithmic scale. (At least, I think that's what it's called. I'm not a mathematician.) It's not a square number, but then square numbers are overrated. Arrow keys to navigate. Probably should have said so right at the beginning instead of talking about the number 32.
Please note: Anyone can participate. You don't have to be one of my 32 followers to do so. Another please note: Most of the info about the contest is actually inside (use arrow keys), so do read that. I am currently looking for prizegivers. If you don't selflessly agree to help out, there's not much I can do about that, but I will be very disappointed in you. (OK, never mind; I now have 3 volunteers, all of whom also entered. Thanks, guys: this makes things a lot easier for me.) Current prizegivers include @Ptraci, who will volunteer to help anyway so I may as well declare her one before even sharing this. My volunteers are @Constable-Angua, @manjul143d23 and @bruno146. I am glad to be able to use 'volunteers' in plural. @Agnes_Nitt is Ptraci's understudy for if she doesn't get back on time.