a bunch of people are attending qwq's funeral and his gravestone says "hasn't posted in 5 months". A few people are crying, and then qwq says nonchalantly "I'm not dead.". A record scratches and the people say "we all came out here for nothing?!" and they all leave. Outro plays.
Hehe, I had a masterpiece idea and had to write it down before I forgot, we'll see if I actually finish or not.
