i went on a magical journey to get my gay friend some fnaf merch on amazon forgetting what i'd find ladies, gentlemen, ladimen, gentleies, non-binaries, and everything in between and not,, i give you cloudy's magical shopping trip!! make sure to leave a like and subscribe!!! *insert way too many emojis* (/j) 1. personally i think Bonnie Mangle Freddy Chica Plush Toys Stuffed Animal Children Plush is a mouthful and hasn't been through William's fire enough times. Yes, the image may look legitimate, but with a quick search of 'bootleg springtrap plush' you'll understand why William A. is truly in hell. 2. 5 white fna bottom text 3. i've seen trash, hell, insanity, and much worse for sale on amazon but this crosses the line. i am not cutting any slack on this rant. first off, why would you resell this? as a bootleg replica? that is straight up disrespectful to the content creator dawko, our fnaf king, and the makers of the og plush. -10000 respect. second, this straight up steals fanart from the internet. boi what the hell boi- third, why the Christmas background? fourth, you're labeling this as the 'fnaf night guard plush' and dawko plush at the same time. at least they specified that this was the night guard variant of the dawko plushies, but that doesn't make this any less disgusting. thank arceus this has a return policy. i think i might just buy it then copy and paste this rant on the notice just to mock them and teach them a lesson. although i doubt some adult on amazon scamming little kids would listen to a teenager lounging around in a cuphead shirt sipping cold hot chocolate and purposely looking for trash merchandise-
(cont) 4. although the ennard one looks surprisingly good, the others? tshsjjJaisk. yes, the wonderful keyboard smash. kudos on the bodies though, they look half decent. i wouldn't mind stitching funko's circus baby's head onto the body of this one. 5. if it wasn't for the strange blue part on this plush i would've thought this was just one of those chonky wolf plushies they always have at target. 6. why do they all have bunny ears..? y'know, i'm willing to bet i could probably make a replica of the bag it seemingly comes in. seriously. it's all edited, just look at it. 7. similar to circus baby, all we have to do here is replace the eyes with funko's. done 8. *slams credit card on table meme insert* (/j)
