Are you tired of Windows? Do you think it's... ｂａｄ? Well, today is your lucky day! Here, have Winodows. Microosoft™ Winodows 88 has a lot more features than your average Windows computer! Just boot it up and find out. It is so good that it has over 1k assets! And it's coded is the worst possible way! MAC/LINUX USERS, USE FORKPHORUS IN ORDER FOR TEXT TO DISPLAY CORRECTLY: https://forkphorus.github.io/app.html?id=620328111 This was reshared here to put all my quality games in one place. Original release date: Sep 09, 2021 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Okay, okay. Now for the real stuff. Winodows 88 is a feature-rich Windows 98 parody with lots of humor and programs (and bugs)! Explore by yourself. - Over 15+ programs! - Bug-free (yeah, ignore what i said above)! - Made with Scratch 3.0! You can use this at any time. However, you must follow these terms of service: You will accept our products to steal and rob your bank account. You will legally NEVER accept the jokes seen here, figure out where things that I don't own come from, that your ideas will never be implemented, and always understand how the default internet browser is called 'Internet Ex'. YOU MUSTN'T SELL, STEAL, COMPARE, REMIX WITHOUT CHANGING ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING, WRITE IN CAPS, JUMP, BREATHE, ACCEPT THE TERMS, KEEP RECYCLE BIN FULL, REBOOT SYSTEM, BURN COMPUTER EVEN IF THE SYSTEM SAYS IT'S SAFE, MENTION EXTENSIONS FOR INTERNET EX, MODIFY WITH REGEDIT, LOOK AT THE TIME, CLICK 'STRAT', CAUSE THE SYSTEM TO BSOD OR HAVE AN ERROR, AND FINALLY, NO EXISTING. By accepting all of the above, you will officially be considered a serious god, be reported to the police if you break these, and we will confirm you signed with air. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ day/month/year UPDATE 9/10/2021: removed stop button detector as it's not really useful UPDATE 4/5/2022: added widescreen mode, fixed thousand bugs and blah blah blah UPDATE 10/12/2022: added logicaen, a new program made by @newcat07 !
Huge thanks to @BackThePortal for helping me with this project. Below are just the references and inspirations. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Credits: 1. Microosoft™, Winodows, and all related parodies origin from Microsoft. This includes apps, games, and more. If programs aren't listed in the next sub-points, it's because they weren't based on anything. 1.1. "Winodows DownCentury" is a parody of Windows Update. 1.1.1. "Winodows Live Moovee Maker" is a parody of Windows Live Movie Maker. 1.2. "Internet Ex" is a parody of Internet Explorer. 1.3. "Pain" is a parody of MSPaint. 1.4. "Woord 88" is a parody of Microsoft Word. 1.5. "Destruction Panel is a parody of Control Panel. 1.5.1. In reality, Leonardo Da Vinci didn't paint "Boring Blue". 1.5.2. Ron, an FNF mod character appears in the wallpaper "Folder Lands". 1.5.3. The guy in the wallpaper "dOn'T cALL cLiPpit aT 3aM!!1!" is a Google image. 1.5.4. "We beat Windows" is an edited image from Google. 1.5.5. "Wallpaper that is not stolen" is a wallpaper from Windows 98 made by Microsoft. 1.5.6. "Spaghetti" is an image from Google. 1.5.7. "Bliss in the fridge" is an edited wallpaper from Windows XP. 1.5.8. "Hills" is made by @_pichero_ 1.5.9. "Pizza" is a Google image. 1.5.10. "Beautiful quote" is a Linus Torvalds photo. However, the quote is not real. 1.5.11. "Winodows Security" is a parody of Windows Security. 1.6. "Winodows Music Player" is a parody of Windows Media Player. The song that plays is a PVZ SiIvagunner rip. 1.7. "Winodows Photo Viewer" is a parody of Windows Photo Viewer. 1.7.1. Picture #1 is the actor Ryan Gosling. 1.7.2. Picture #2 is a cursed SpongeBob picture. 1.7.3. Picture #3 is made by @_pichero_ 1.7.4. Picture #4 is a SpongeBob amogus meme. 1.7.5. Picture #5 is... art made by me. 1.7.6. Picture #6 is a random fat guy. 1.7.7. Picture #7 is a bird image. 1.7.8. Picture #8 is a Tera emoji. 1.7.9. Picture #9 is the dirtiest room ever. 1.7.10. Picture #10 is an amogus cat. 1.8. "Notepillow" is a parody of Notepad and the code is stole- I mean, borrowed from @Vortex101 1.9. "WeakPoint 88" is a parody of Microsoft PowerPoint. 1.9.1. The music that plays during the presentation is TeleTienda. 1.10. "Help & Danger" is a parody of Help and Support. 1.11. "About Winodows 88" is a parody of About Windows. 1.11.1. "Shrek" didn't collaborate, neither "Ron" nor "Jason". 1.12. "Winodows MessAnger" is a parody of Windows Live Messenger. 1.13. "Solitare" is a parody of Solitaire. 1.14. "MineCrafter" is a parody of Minecraft. 1.15. "BEG ON TIME!!1!" is a parody of the flash game Bang On Time. 1.16. The folder icon is Ron from an FNF mod. 1.17. The Windows in "Windows Hunt DEMO" are Windows XP logos. Also, the game is based on Duck Hunt. 2. The HUD and design are inspired by Windows 2000. 3. Most sounds are either from Windows XP or from the Scratch Sound Library (may be edited). 4. Most sprites are drawn, and others are from other sources. 5. The picture in the private folders contains Scratch Cat and Tera, which are Sprite Library characters. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tags: #microsoft #windows #parody #winodows #microosoft #microosoftwinodows #winodows88 #windows88 #weird #simulation #simulator #tera #operating #system #os #aaaaa
