Behold…my very first non-OTOP jokescript with intentionally bad orthography! No NG, no schwa, not even diphthongs! This conscript is meant to make fun of other things I don’t like about some of the conscripts I encountered. For example, I used Nooalf AU for /ɑ~ɒ/ to represent the fact that I do not like using AU for /ɑ/ in Neweralf 1.0.
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