Elmo: It's very nice to meet you, Tricky! It's like "Trick" with the "Y" at the end! (Laugh track.) Tricky the Clown(bored): Hmm. Jack Black: Y'see, Tricky your name is a synonym for "Difficult". Tricky the Clown(confusedly): Wait, isn't this lesson about shapes? Jack Black: Tricky, what is a square normally called? Tricky the Clown: A quad-thingy what kind of question is that? Elmo: You know, on the playground my friends and I loved to play on the slide. (Pause.) Tricky the Clown: Okay, I'll wait. Oh, you're finished? I was under the impression that this show's called "Sesame Street" not "Red Puppet Thing and Fat Man never shut up". Tricky the Clown: Ask me 'bout the sides and the vertices of the shapes. Elmo: My favorite game is called "Buck, Buck!". Tricky the Clown(annoyed): Enough with your blabber! Tricky the Clown(sadistically): How 'bout I kill the both of you with my stop- Jack Black(taking the stop sign): Ooh! Cuckoo-Coo-Coo! A stop sign! Perfect! Tricky the Clown(angrily): HEY! GIVE IT BACK! Jack Black(goofing off): Ooh! I think I'm gonna go skiing down there! I'm going down! Cuckoo-coo! (Audience and main cast of Sesame Street are laughing.) Tricky the Clown(angrily): NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WHAT YOU'RE SEEING IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN Y'GO SKIING! (Tricky tries to reach his stop sign but, he falls down.) Tricky the Clown: AH! Jack Black(goofing off): Oh, I'm going down the slope and going Zip! Zap! Zippy do! (Audience and main cast of Sesame Street laughing.) Tricky the Clown(angrily): NO! STOP APPLAUDING THEM! THIS MAN'S NOT USING REAL WORDS ANYMORE! Jack Black(as Tricky is climbing on him to retrieve his stop sign): A little girl is playing jump rope with her big sister! Elmo: Coo-Ca-Choo! (Laugh track.) (Jack pulls Tricky off his shoulder and holds him in his hands.) Elmo(eerily): C'Mon, little clown you love jump rope, don't you? Tricky the Clown(frightened): I...love jump rope. Jack Black(eerily): You're gonna sit here and enjoy it? Tricky the Clown(frightened): I'm gonna sit here and enjoy it. I love cookies and E.T. is the best movie I've seen since, Evil Dead. (Tricky sits on Jack Black's lap and sucks his thumb while, he and Elmo are watching him.)
From Family Guy. Tricky the Clown(Madness Combat) as Stewie Griffin Jack Black(Sesame Street) as Bill Cosby (with Elmo as an extra actor.)
