(A grotesque Steamed Ham is shown.) Alastor(maniacally): Oh, this is the most horrid steamed ham I've ever seen! Niffty(wearing a nuclear suit to prevent herself from getting dirty and maniacally): I call it the "Stench Ham"! Alastor(evilly): Go give it to him, child! Niffty(heinously): Alright! Niffty(quickly); Here's your nice Steamed Ham, your highness! Enjoy! (She runs back to the kitchen.) Stolas(not noticing the ham's gross appearance): Hello, delicious! Come to Papa! (Stolas was about to eat the stench ham while, Alastor and Niffty are watching and snickering but, a fly enters his mouth which, causes him to choke.) Stolas(choking on the fly): ACK! ACK! ACK! Alastor(insensitively): Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Look at him die! Alastor and Niffty(heinously): HAHAHAHAHA! (As, Stolas was choking he slips on the ketchup puddle and bangs his head really hard on the table and it knocks him out.) (The fly exits the knocked-out Stolas' mouth.)
