(The TV turns on.) Katie Killjoy: We interrupt your chit-chat with Breaking News. Tom Trench: An old man disguised as a prince from some kind of charm is heading to everyone's homes in order to get free food so, please keep an eye out for him. (TV turns off.) Alastor(angrily and deeper voice): Free......FOOD?! Niffty: What do you mean "Free food", Daddy? Alastor(angrily): NIFFTY! THIS GENTLEMAN ISN'T A REAL PRINCE! HE'S A FAKER! (Niffty gasps in horror.) Alastor: We've been duped! Niffty: We're bamboozled! Alastor: Tricked! Niffty: Smeckledorfed! Alastor: That's not even a word and I agree with you. Niffty(frantically): What do we do, Daddy?! Alastor: We're gonna kill him! (He takes the Steamed Ham that his adoptive daughter cooked and puts Sriracha Sauce on the patty.) Alastor: We need more than this sriracha sauce. Alastor(angrily): Join me, Niffty or you're grounded! Niffty: It doesn't seem right. (She takes out a box of rat poison and a jar of horseradish.) Niffty(insanely): But, it feels so good! (She spreads the horseradish on the patty and she adds the rat poison.) Niffty: Rat poison and Horseradish. Two of the most gnarliest stuff you can ever imagine! Alastor(evilly): Very good. Niffty(insanely): Oops! I dropped the steamed ham in the toilet! Alastor(evilly): Well, fish it out! I'll dry it off with my socks!
