Moxxie: Number 8. "Play it Again, Blitzo." Moxxie: Yeah, it's just Blitzo wanting to have Rosie peg him and not have Stolas peg him. Millie: Ava portrayed B and A differently. Moxxie: Exactly, honey. Ava portrayed Blitzo as a kind, supportive lover toward Rosie. And she portrayed Alastor as the neglectful, ignorant husband that doesn't deserve Rosie. Millie: Alastor, kept on forgetting about his wife, Rosie which, makes her more and more angry at him. Millie: B gets an award at Massachusetts which, is far away from Monster Island. The award he got was for him being the most well-written character in Heckuva Boss. Moxxie: Blitzo decides to ask Rosie and Alastor head to Massachusetts in Martha's Vineyard in order to, as he says it. "Watch him accept his award". Blitzo: Watashioisshini masazuvu~iniyado shima ni itte, watashi ga watashi no sho o ukeireru no o mite mimasen ka?(Why don't you go t'Martha's Vineyard with me. To y'know watch me accept my award?) Alastor and Rosie(teasingly): Nidzukuri o hajimemasu! (I'll start packing!) (Alastor and Rosie laughed. Alastor angrily laughs at Rosie and he laughs at the fourth wall.) Moxxie: What the heck was that all about? Moxxie: Anyways, even though Alastor is supposed to be the antagonist of the episode. It doesn't Blitzo any better. So, you just end up hating the both of them. Keenie: Before, they go to the airport Al and Rosie hired President Joe Biden to babysit Niffty while, they're gone. Moxxie: In all honesty, I'll admit that it's really funny. Joe Biden: Randamuna hito o yobu koto wa arimasen. (No calling random people.) Joe Biden: O sara o kirei ni shimasu. (Clean your dishes.) Joe Biden: 30-Bu wa rajio desu. (Half an hour is radio.) Joe Biden: Tsugini, shushin jikan desu. (Then, it's bedtime.) Niffty: Wakatta. Shikashi, anata o watashi no bebishitta to shote mukaeru koto wa akushu o hanachi masu. (Okay. But, it stinks to have you as my babysitter.) Joe Biden(angrily): Sa, anata wa kuchi o tozashi ni ikanaide kudasai, -sa mo nai to watashi wa anata o anata no yogore de tatakimasu. (Now, don't you go mouthing off or I'll slap you right in your taint.) Moxxie: At Massachusetts, Alastor comes in Martha's Vineyard completely hammered. Millie: B then fantasizes about being with Rosie but, he tries to talk himself outta it. Moxxie: And we all know that- OH COME ON! WE GET IT, AVA! ALASTOR'S A JERK! But, that doesn't make Blitzo any better! Moxxie: Okay, like I said. We all know that Blitzo's weak-willed. Rosie(Blitzo is trying to sexually assault her): U-N! A, KAMI-SAMA! BURRITSU~O IE! NANI SHITERUNO?! (UGH! OH, GOSH! BLITZO, NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Blitzo(weak-willed): Watashi wa jibun jishin o tasukeru koto wa deki masen, Roji! (I can't help myself, Rosie!) Blitzo(weak-willed): Watashi wa anata ga Aru to kekkon shote iru koto o shotte imasu! (I know you're married to Al!) Blitzo(weak-willed): Shikashi, watashi wa anata o aishite ite, mo gaman deki masen! (But, I love you and I can't stand it anymore!) Rosie(angrily): BURRITSU~O! IE! IE! IE! (BLITZO! NO! NO! NO!) Moxxie: That. Was. Awkward. Blitzo flat-out tried to sexually assault Rosie! Millie: Blitzo tried to ask himself why he had to do that to R and he goes to a bar to get drunk. Keenie: Rosie tells Al what happened and he goes to the bar to confront Blitzo. Alastor(furiously): Sate, watashi wa shikata ga arimasenga, koko de sukoshi uragira reta to kanji masu, Burristu~o. (Well, I can't help but, feel a little betrayed here, Blitzo.) Alastor(furiously): Anata wa watashi no tsuma o watashi kara tsurerasou. (You tried to take my wife from me.) Blitzo(angrily): Ma, anata wa kanojo ni ataishinai! (Well, y'don't deserve her!)
Based on "Play it Again, Brian." of Family Guy and Jem Reviews.
