Alastor: Ryokaishimashita. Watashi wa subete watashi no tabu ni Chi kara no ipekakku no yattsu no hachi o motte imasu. (Alright, fellas. I've got 8 crates of ipecac from Chee all on my tab.) Alastor: Sate, hakazu ni mottomo nagaku iku hito wa dare demo, reizoko no saigo no pai o taberu yo ni narimasu. (Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets to eat the last piece of pie in the fridge.) (They drink their ipecac.) Alastor: Wakatta. Dozo. (Okay. Here we go.) Alastor: Min'na genki? (How's everyone doing?) Blitzo: Yoi. Kore made no tokoro yoi. (Good. Good so far.) Alastor: Wakatta, wakatta. (Alright, alright.) Muffin Heeler: Mada nami mo arimasen. (Nothing yet.) Alastor: Kakkoi, kakkoi. (Cool, cool.) Alastor: Hora, min'na ga sudeni pai o motte ita ka do ka wa wakarimasen. E to, hontondo no hito ni totte, sore wa e to, oishi mono desu. Mosura-San no bekuseru kara- BLEEEEEEEEEGH! (You know, I don't know if y'all had a piece of pie already. Well, to most of y'all it's uh, tasty stuff. From the bake sale that Ms. Mothra- BLEEEEEEEEEEEGH!) Muffin Heeler(snarky): A! Ichi daun! (Ooh! 1 down!) Muffin Heeler(to Niffty): Watashi wa dare ka ga motte iru tsumori wa nai omoimasu-BLEGH! (I guess somebody's not gonna have-BLEGH!) Niffty(sickly): Omoshiroku nari hajimete imasu. (I'm starting to feel funny.) Blitzo: Sate, genki desu. Watashi wa motte iru to omoimasu-BLEGH! (Well, I feel fine. I guess I'm gonna have-BLEGH!) Niffty(joyfully): A, shonen! Sore wa watashi ga katsu koto o imi shimasu! Tabe chau-OOH! (Oh, boy! That means I win! I get to eat-OOH!) Muffin Heeler: BREGH! U-n! Kami-Sama! Naze dare mo watashi ni iwana katta-BREGH! (Ugh! Oh, gosh! Why didn't anyone tell me-BREGH!) Alastor: NANITE KOTODA! WATASHI NO NAIBU WA FI NI ARIMASU-BLEGH! (OH MY GOODNESS! MY INSIDES ARE ON FI-BLEGH!) Muffin Heeler: IE, ONEGAISHIMASU! MO IYA! MO IYA! BLEEGH! (NO, PLEASE! NO MORE! NO MORE! BLEEGH!) Niffty(sweetly): Papa...Kowai! BREEEEEGH! (Daddy...I'm scared! BREEEEEGH!) Blitzo: DENWA O NYUSHU! DENWA 91 NI DENWA-BREEEGH! (GET THE PHONE! CALL 91-BREEEGH!) Alastor(frantically): O! MOSURA-SAN! CHARI! ROJI! DARE! KOKO NI HAITTE! BREEEEGH! (OH! MS. MOTHRA! CHARLIE! ROSIE! ANYONE! GET IN HERE! BREEEEGH!) (Alastor bumps into a wall while, he's vomiting.) Blitzo: Wakatta! Wakatta! Watashi wa sore ga subete nakunatta to omoimasu. Watashi wa sore ga subete nakunatta to omoimasu. Watshi wa sore da to omoimasu-BREEEEGH! (Okay! Okay! I think it's all gone. I think it's all gone. I think it's-BREEEEGH!) Muffin Heeler(crying): Shita kunai! Shita kunai! BREGH! (I don't wanna! I don't wanna! BREGH!) Blitzo: Aru! Watashi wa anata ga watashi no tsuno o motte iru hitsuyo ga arimasu! (Al! I need ya t'hold my horns!) Blitzo: UGH! Alastor(vomiting on Blitzo's head while, he's holding his horns): REGH! Blitzo(with vomit on his head): AH! (Alastor collapses head-first to the floor.) (Blitzo wipes the vomit off of his head.) (Niffty crawls and tries to get her supplies to clean up the vomit but, she's too tired.) (Muffin is shivering on the couch due to exhaustion.) Mothra(coming in the messy living room with a pot): Dare ga chauda o nozonde imasu ka? (Who wants chowder?) Alastor, Blitzo, Niffty, and Muffin Heeler: REEEEEH! Mothra(shocked): Ma! (Oh, dear!)
Alastor(Hazbin Hotel) as Peter Griffin Muffin Heeler(Bluey) as Stewie Griffin Niffty(Hazbin Hotel) as Chris Griffin Blitzo(Heckuva Boss) as Brian Griffin Mothra(Godzilland styled) as Lois Griffin (Rosie and Charlie Magne are mentioned actresses.) Cheezborger "Chee" the Cat(Chikn Nuggit) as Mort Goldman
