Alastor: Burritzu-o, anata ga watashi ni mitai no wa nani desu ka? (What is it that you want me to watch, Blitzo?) Blitzo: Mite kudasai, Aru. (Just watch, Al.) Alastor: Naze watashitachi wa watashi no han'no o tepingu suru no desu ka? (Why are we taping my reaction?) Blitzo: Chodo miru. (Just watch.) (Blitzo adjusts the camera.) (Video starts.) Alastor: Wakatta. Karera wa rezubian desu. (Okay. They're lesbians.) Alastor(calmly): Wakatta. Wakatta. (Okay. Okay.) Alastor(concernedly): Matte. Matte! (Wait. Wait!) (Blitzo snickers.) Alastor(more concerned): Nani? Nani?! (What? What?!) (Blitzo snickers more.) Alastor(scared): Ie! Ie! (No! No!) Alastor(horrified): AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! Blitzo: HAHAHAHAHA! Alastor: AH! DO SHITA NO?! (WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!) Alastor: AAAAAAAAH! Blitzo: HAHAHAHAHA! Alastor: O! NIDOTO NIFUTI AIS KURIMU WA MORAEMASEN! (OH! I'M NEVER GETTING NIFFTY ICE CREAM AGAIN!) (Alastor nearly vomits from the grotesque nature of the video.) Alastor(disgusted): OOOO! (OHHH!) (Blitzo snickers.) (Video ends.) Alastor: O! (Oh!) (Blitzo snickers.) Alastor(disgusted): A, sore wa iyadatta! (Oh, that was disgusting!) (Blitzo snickers.) Alastor(disgusted): Futari no otoko ga sore o shita to sozo shote mite kudasai! (Imagine if two men did that!) Alastor: Sore wa sarani warui deshou! (That would be even worse!) Alastor(confusedly): Sore mo sonzai shimasu ka? (Does that even exist?) Alastor(confusedly): Doko de mitsuke mashita ka? (Where did you find that?) Alastor: Nyuryoku shote, nani ga hyoji sa reru ka mite mimashou. (Let's type it in and see what comes up.)
From "Family Guy". Alastor(Hazbin Hotel) as Stewie Griffin Blitzo(Heckuva Boss) as Brian Griffin
