Thanksgiving is a waste of money and time. Why bother being thankful when you're literally gonna throw it all away on Black Friday for that nice new TV and toaster and baby mincer and-
To my indigenous viewers, I'm sorry. We're stupid but we're trying. Some of us. Okay maybe not the orange one but he kinda told his cult members to drink bleach so he's at least cleansing the gene pool of stupidity.
