Game? No. Strange sporting repeating triathlon whereby two circular beings are repeatedly pummelled until one surrenders? You got it. Will they punch one another senseless? What would this game be without it? Blatantly Boxing - boxing, but more chaotic. Because why not? Now with more noise.
Credit to @TheGreenFIash for the initial Clone Health Bar sprite, and to Lookysun for starting this whole Totally Sports genre. And to the two players for allowing one another to destroy each other endlessly.