WARNING: The following project is overexaggerated and contains MAJOR spoilers. Most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings. So remember, all you need to do right now is Just Dance. -It's not Melee. -Another game with the title a year ahead. -Just Dance 2022: A Ubisoft Original? More like Just Dance 2022: A Ubisoft Experiment. -They STILL haven't gotten rid of Kids Mode. -And they haven't gotten rid of that dumb pertinence ordering. -You still can't play with up to 8 people. -RIP the Wii again. -This game got hit by INSANE leaks MONTHS before the game even came out. Way to go on ruining the hype, leakers. -Some faces of coaches look similar to Just Dance 3's coaches. This is why this game is more of an experiment. -The menu hasn't changed or at least got a dark mode. -There's no song that begins with A (A La Folie doesn't count, it needs to be available for everyone). -Let's see what I can nitpick with every song. -I'm not sure if I like the cartoony style of the background in Baiana. -I was really excited about Believer coming to Just Dance, until I found out how repetitive the choreo is. -The background reminds me of Heat Seeker and Lacrimosa for some reason. -Also, it took Ubisoft WAY too long to add an Imagine Dragons song. -Black Mamba. What next, White Mamba? -The choreo in Black Mamba isn't that hard to be honest, even with those drop moves. -"I'm addicted" -aespa. Good to know. -Boombayah is also not that hard, although slightly more difficult than Black Mamba. -"... pay me" -BLACKPINK. Well no, I'm not paying anyone who's gonna be that rude. -Boss Witch's name. Totally not giving people a clue on what the original song name was. -Build A Babe (I'm calling it that because I'll get taken down otherwise) has an interesting title censorship. You could've called it Build A Babe, but no, you had to put the original song's name and censor out the last word. -And it doesn't even help that Build A Babe is right next to Boss Witch. -Imagine playing Buttons without a chair. I don't play with a chair sadly. -Chacarron. Do I need to say more? -Good lord the dancer for Chandelier is creepy. -Chandelier Contemporary Dance Version? That's a funny way of spelling Chandelier No Leg Movement Version. -The fact that China is so long that it got an intense rating, despite it being less intense than Rock Your Body, which is mere milliseconds shorter than China is just sad. -Also, why are "alcohol," "bichote," and "toy de pata" censored in that song? -And remember when we thought that China was Llama In My Living Room? Fun times. -One of the gold moves in the DJ version is a dab. Nice. -Nice job recycling three dancers for Don't Go Yet. -I like how "damn" is censored in Flash Pose, yet it still appears in the magazines in the background of it. -Remember when everyone thought Freed From Desire was Levitating? Fun times. -Also, I think whoever was in charge for the background had a little too much fun. -Funk is kind of an obscure song choice from Meghan Trainor. You could've picked Lips Are Moving, NO, or Dear Future Husband, but alright. -Also, is that a freaking Roblox icon in the background? -I wonder who thought of the idea of having a CGI dancer with no body for Girl Like Me. -Also, there's an asteroid behind you at the beginning of the song. -How is Good 4 U not rated hard? -Also, why is "screw" censored? -Good lord, what did Happier Than Ever's boyfriend do to her to make her destroy an entire house? -You can tell that the person who was the coach for Happier Than Ever had a rough day. -How is Human not an easy song? I get we never had a hard/low rating since Just Dance 2019, but this song is really easy, even with the unstable movements. -The sad fact that despite the fact that I'm Outta Love is rated easy (it is though), it was the first song that I injured myself on. RIP in pepperoni. -Also, why does she seem like she would be part of the 0.1% of moms that are actually cool? -The sad fact that Jerusalema is probably the only party song that everyone would actually enjoy playing. -Also, why is there a freaking kangaroo as player 4? -I think player 1 of Jopping didn't realize he was supposed to wear his costume fully, not halfway. -The dancer for Judas looks creepy. -Also, why does Judas only have a low rating? -Nope, that's NOT a Poke Ball in the background of Judas. NO. -Koi is yet ANOTHER SONG THAT'S EXCLUSIVE TO ANOTHER REGION. STOP WITH THE REGIONAL EXCLUSIVES ALREADY. -I think Last Friday Night (TGIF) is the closest we're gonna get to mashups in Just Dance. -Also, is that song an apology for not adding Katy Perry in some games? -I think Hot N Cold's relationship with Rasputin is going a little too well. -And of course, she just HAD to do the floss at the end. -Why is "I'm screwed" censored in Last Friday Night (TGIF), yet "streaking" and "skinny dipping" aren't? -"Fake friends get dropped like weight" -Ciara. Well dang. -RIP people's eyes during the bridge of Level Up.
-Levitating. What next, Sinking? -Also, why does the coach for Levitating copy the peace sign moves from Boombayah sometimes? -It took Ubisoft WAY too long to get Taylor Swift in Just Dance. I get that copyright sucks, but dang, if Nintendo can get Sora in Smash, you could've got Taylor Swift in several games ago. -I didn't realize Romeo and Juliet played Just Dance. -WHO LET MOOD IN JUST DANCE WITH A TIKTOK CHOREO? SERIOUSLY? -The dancers in Mood are doing a terrible job acting like they're insulting the camera. It makes the "Death Threats Meme" look like a masterpiece. -"Where did we go wrong?" -The Sunlight Shakers. Basically everything. -My Way is so hard for no reason. -Also, I can imagine someone believing that My Way is the song by Frank Sinatra. -Why does everyone hate Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels? -Also, the Just Dance version just HAD to do the floss as well. -Good lord, the fourth player for POP/STARS looks creepy in the second verse. -Poster Girl. What next, Poster Guy? -Also, they had to rate Poster Girl, one of the easiest songs in the game, a medium. -Basically Just Dance 2022 was teased during Just Dance 2021, as Rock Your Body was in the trailer for every season at the time. -Run The World (Girls). What next, Walk The World (Boys)? -Also, why is this song rated hard? It's not that bad. -And also, what happened to the background? Was there a Splatoon fight or something? "Who run the world? Girls" -Beyonce. Huh, no wonder why there are so many female artists in this game. -"... pay me" -Beyonce. Again, I'm not paying people that are that rude. -I feel like Save Your Tears is the closest we're gonna get to a battle mode. -I think Ubisoft didn't want to give Shoutout a classic routine, just so they can have an excuse to not make this available for all regions. STOP IT UBISOFT. -The helicopter moves near the end of Smalltown Boy though. -Also, I was that one dumb idiot who thought this song was going to be a hard/low. My reason? Some low songs were more intense. It got medium/intense instead, and while I still think hard is a good rating, I was dumb to think it was going to be a low. -Again, whoever thought that making a TikTok choreo for Stop Drop Roll was a good idea, STOP IT. -Why is Sua Cara rated easy? -The icon for Think About Things is so awfully off centered. -Also, what did he do to get kicked out of his own house? -How does You Can Dance manage to sound like it's from the 90s and from 2010 at the same time? -Also, what an obscure song choice. If Ubisoft can pick songs with less than a million views, they can choose Cover You by The Hunna ft. Travis Barker. -I think the dancer for You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) had too much fun with the song. -Also, why did you throw away that microphone? That better just be a prop and not a real mic. -Can we get an F in the chat for Break My Heart, which got scrapped from the game? You think I'm done yet? Well nope, I still need to cover the Unlimited exclusives from the previous game from Stupid Love onwards. -The first gold move in Stupid Love is stupid indeed. -Girls Like censored "TT" but not the phrase "Netflix (can't say the other two words without getting taken down)" -People said Monster is the hardest Unlimited song. I'm gonna have to disagree. -The Way I Are didn't censor "strip" for some reason. -Come Back Home should not be rated hard. It should be medium at max. -The sad fact that Head & Heart reused the coaches from the scrapped song Savage Love. At least they didn't use Savage Love, considering that it uses a TikTok choreo. I would've been real mad if that happened. -Intoxicated is rated low for some reason. It's too fast paced to be a low song. -Also, I love how Ubisoft censors words like "drunk" or "under the influence," yet has a song called Intoxicated in Just Dance. -John Cena is much harder than it looks. It definitely deserves the hard/intense rating, but jesus, calm down a little. -It took until September where we got a song by Kendrick Lamar on Just Dance. -Also, the song feels like it fits more in Just Dance 2022 than 2021 for some reason. -And also, I think you should've done a better job with the censoring, as I can still hear the censored words. -I wonder what was the reason for the name change of Rainbow Rhythm to Rainbow Beats. TOTAL SIN COUNT: 90 TOTAL SIN COUNT AFTER OVERTIME: 102 Sentence: TGIF Mashup FINAL CONCLUSION: THIS is the Just Dance game we wanted. 2021 is a good game, but this game managed to improve 2021 and expand even further.
