Alastor(calling out): Hey, Niffty! Hope you do good out there Daddy loves you! Alastor: I'm just saying it in a platonic way since I'm married to Rosie. Referee: Play ball! (Misty tosses the ball and Niffty didn't hit the ball and the v'umpire catches it.) Shining Armor: Okay! Strike 1! Henry Bear(angrily): OH! THAT STUPID CYCLOPS! SOMEONE GET HER OFF THE GAME!!! SHE'S MAKING DIAMOND DIVAS LOSE!!! Alastor: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, little boy that's my child. You apologize. Henry Bear(meanly): Okay. I'm sorry that this "child" of yours is a small, ditzy, blue cheese BIMBO! (He slaps Alastor's liquor out of his hand, which is a form of assault.) Alastor(angrily and deeper voice): OH, THAT'S IT!!! (He summons his tentacles and the tentacles attack the mean tiny bear.) Henry Bear: AAAAAH! (He tentacles knock him out and they disappear.) Audience and everyone else(shocked): (GASP!) Niffty(cheerfully): Way to go, Daddy! Mama Bear(shocked): HENRY!!! Junyer Bear(angrily): You just hit my papa! Alastor(calmed down): I did not hit your papa. I hit your son. Ren Hoek: Hey! Get away people! Give this man some air! Alastor: You mean "Give this child some air". Fluttershy(scared): Call an ambulance! I think this poor adult bear's in a coma! Alastor(realizing that Henry Bear wasn't a bear cub and he's an adult bear): Y-You mean "This poor young bear's in a coma". Alastor(confused): That's a full grown man? (At the cartoon house.) Alastor: Wow. I can't believe I actually hit a man. Husk: A midget man. Alastor: I thought he was a bear cub and I seemed to show no remorse for hitting him. But, at least I shipped a toy over for his son. Especially when, they had to come to our home because of Ms. Mothra. (At the Bears' house. Junyer opens his present, which reveals a Jack-in-the-Box. Henry winds the lever and the Jack pops out of the box and scares Junyer and knocks out Henry.) Alastor: I wish I could tell him to be careful with the toy if I knew him and his family.)
Alastor(Hazbin Hotel) as Peter Griffin Niffty(Hazbin Hotel) as Chris Griffin Henry Bear(Looney Tunes) as Mean Pregnant Woman that Peter punched Junyer Bear(Looney Tunes) as Mean Pregnant Woman's son (with Mama Bear, Junyer Bear's mother and Henry Bear's wife as an extra actress.) Ren Hoek(The Ren and Stimpy Show) as Guy that said "Step back, everyone. Give her some air.". Fluttershy(My Little Pony) as Lady that said "Call an ambulance! She's going into Labor!". Husk(Hazbin Hotel) as Brian Griffin Shining Armor(My Little Pony) as Soccer Coach
