How to lose your mind over dumb crap Step 1: Animate using scratch. Step 2: Listen to your cat scratch on your door all morning because your brother isn't home. Step 3: Patiently wait for tbatf or eddsdimensions like yesterday even though they take a week to post new ones and did yesterday while you wait for scratch to figure it's crap out even though it's pulling a 'me' and is too damn lazy to do anything. Step 4: Don't brush your hair OR change out of your pajamas. Step 5: Look at fanart. *for the record I didn't do this one* Step 6: Listen to four songs at once like doctor strange in the mcu ON YOUR BED while knowing cats hate music and your cat is sitting next to you, vibrating with contained horror and anger. Step 7: Listen to songs from EVERY SINGLE MAP YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN OR JUST A TON OF COSMO SHELDRAKE. I HAVE LISTENED TO 'THE MOSS' AND 'COME ALONG' SO MANY TIMES I KNOW IT BY HEART. Step 8: Eat unpopped bits of corn *I did this one, I'm a sociopath, ok?* Using these 8 steps will guarantee a room in the insane asylum up the street on the sussiest mountain that everyone avoids because there used to be and insane warden with the same name as the protagonist who MIGHT have possessed the protagonist but how would I know! I JUST STARTED THE SERIES THATS MARKED AS HORROR BUT LIKE SCARFDEMON AND HER FRIEND I JUST FLEW THROUGH IT AND NOW NEED TO REREAD IT BUT IT'S AT THE LIBRARY! I AM LOSING MY CRAP COMPLETELY!! YIPPEE!! Please don't report me.
