Blitzo: Congrats, A. This parody and the original episode is the new "Allen Gregory". Moxxie(nervously): Today, we're looking at this called "Fresh Heiress". An "Alastor and Niffty" episode that's a parody of the "Family Guy" episode, "Fresh Heir". Collin: The episode starts with Niffty asking Alastor if he's ready to spend time together and which Alastor very cruelly tells Niffty that he doesn't wanna spend time with her. Niffty(sadly): You promised that we'd go to the park. Alastor: Oh, Niffty I was just lying to you so, you could go away. But, don't feel down, my dear if you leave me alone for 15 minutes I'll get you some candy. Niffty(joyfully): You got a deal! (She runs off.) Husk: Wait, Al I think that'll might help Niffty on spending time with her father. Alastor(rudely): Well, what gives for Ol' Al? Husk: She's your daughter. Don't y'want someone t'bond with? Keenie: Guys, just to let you all know that I will be using this as a reference for another parody. Cletus: Ms. Mothra tells everyone that Lola Bunny of the Looney Tunes broke her leg while trying to save a baby. Blitzo: Yeah, it's just her tryna save a baby but, got attacked by a Murkrow and fell on a Rillaboom balloon and- Blitzo: OH, HOLY! Y'CAN SEE THE BONE STICKING OUT! Cletus: Anyways, Ms. Mothra told them that Bugs Bunny can't take care of Lola since. Mothra: He's out doing a photo-shoot for Veins Magazine. Collin: What Magazine? Imps and Cherubs(seeing Bugs Bunny on "Veins Magazine, *He has veins on his legs*): AH! Blitzo(shocked): OH, DRAT! THAT IS NASTY! GET THAT OUTTA THE SCREEN! Moxxie: Oh, this is uncomfortable to watch. Collin: Rosie, Niffty's more caring adoptive mother was going to ask Niffty on caring for Lola Bunny but, Loona decides to ask her herself. Keenie: Niffty, distraught over her dad's lack of love for her doesn't want to be around anyone anymore and Loona, being the nice hellhound she is, manipulates Niffty into caring for Lola. Loona(sitting on Niffty's flatbed with the depressed cyclops girl): I know you're dad doesn't seem t'like spendin' time with ya. But, how 'bout y'care for Lola Bunny. I heard that she broke her leg while trying t'save a baby on an apartment roof. And I bet you and Lola would form a sisterly bond together. Niffty(sadly): Alright, I'll give it a shot. (She pats Niffty on the back and is about to leave but, stops.) Loona: Oh. You're not gonna hurt yourself, are you? 'Cause that's gonna give severe black mark on me as a hellhound. Moxxie: Says the hellhound girl that my boss doesn't discipline. Collin: At Lola Bunny's house, Niffty sees her on her flatbed all aggravated because.. Lola Bunny(disappointed): This is awful! Niffty: Why? Lola Bunny(disappointed): Because, Niffty now that my leg is broken I won't t'do anything fun! Gosh, I wish there's a way that I can make fun on myself and that way I'll be resting within 4 hours. Blitzo: Yeah, Lola apparently never heard of monster bitten. Which is understandable as it's a guys' thing. Niffty: Let me show you something. (The camera flip around.) Lola Bunny(happily): That. Was. Amazing! Blitzo: Wait, did Niffty teach Lola how t'monster bite? Lola Bunny: How many times d'y'have t'do it? Once? Twice? Thrice? Niffty: No, you can do it anytime you want when you're alone in your room and not doing anything else. Lola Bunny(joyfully): Oh, cool! Hey, next time I wanna try it with my hand. Moxxie(disgusted): AW, CRUMBS! Blitzo(repulsed): Niffty literally taught Lola Bunny, a Looney Tunes character how t'monster bite. Keenie: And, Lola seems to like hanging out Niffty and they both act like teenagers. Blitzo(sarcastically): Ha-Ha it's just two women acting like teens that is unfunny! Collin: After, Lola's leg is fully healed she takes Niffty home and gives her money and Niffty and Lola Bunny done this. Niffty: Look, Lola if I straightened up my arm and put my hand into a fist it'll look like Dr. Evil's rocket from "Austin Powers 2: The Spy that Shagged Me". Lola Bunny and Niffty(while Lola's touching Niffty's fist): Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Lola Bunny(funnily): We're not supposed t'be doing this. I bet we're not supposed t'be doing this. Cletus: So, as soon Lola and Niffty got home Lola tells everyone that Niffty'll be a heiress to the Looney Tunes throne much to everyone's shock. All: (Gasp) (BOOM!) Alastor: Oh no! My 2 player counterpart came out! Moxxie: Wait, you're what? (Gunshot.) Alastor 2-p(soft-spoken): Hello, friends. Blitzo: A blue Al? Alastor 2-p(soft-spoken): Now, we can eat all the garbage we want.
Parody of the disgusting Family Guy episode "Fresh Heir". "Allen Gregory" is a bad adult cartoon about a 7-year old boy named "Allen Gregory" falling in love with his 80-year old principal. The line "Congrats, A. This parody and the original episode is the new "Allen Gregory"." is based on Mr. Enter's line on "Fresh Heir" "Congratulations, Family Guy. You're the new "Allen Gregory". I own nothing.
