Keenie: Here we are in "Herpe the Love Sore". We see Blitzo get a package and he decides to open the package without opening it at the same time. Keenie: Which is really boring and repetitive. Blitzo: Once I opened the package I found a whip in there and I liked it. Blitzo: I done it for like lots of gags and afterwards we all decided to forget 'bout the whip completely. Blitzo: Y'all wanna know why? Moxxie: I'll tell them. It's because that we saw that our seats at the Nut Bar had been taken by six teens that look like superheroes at Goofy Goober's. Our favorite diner. Collin: When we tried to politely ask them to give us our seats back only five of the kids ruthlessly bullied us and we all refused to fight them. Keenie: At the A-Plot Husk is seen watching TV. And also notice Husk's expression. That is important because that expression is everyone's expression when they're watching a modern "Family Guy" episode. An uninterested expression while holding a bottle or a glass of alcohol. Millie: Ava comes in and she sees the two main characters of the movie that Husk is watching becoming blood brothers. Moxxie: Ava was familiar with that scene and she asked Husk if she and him can become blood siblings. And Husk happily obliges and doesn't hesitate. Me: Husk, I can feel the brotherly and sisterly bond between us. I think we feel more related even though I already had a brother. Cletus: When, Ava wakes up for school she notices that the pillow is stuck to her whole face and pulls it out and notices that there's blood on it. She felt that her face is all rough and bumpy. She runs to the bathroom and and looks at the mirror and Ava's whole, entire face is covered in Herbie's. Blitzo: She goes over to talk to Husk about what happened and he said this. Husk: That's crazy! There's no way that I gave y'Herbie's! Keenie: Really, Husk? Then, how did Niffty get Herbie's in the same manner. Blitzo: After that Husk decided to let Ava see what he has on his face. She opens up the fur on his cheek and Husk has a lots of herbie's. Husk(remorselessly): Relax, it's not that big a deal. Me(angrily): YES IT IS A BIG A DEAL! THIS IS A NASTY, HORRENDOUS, RUTHLESS, INCURABLE ACNE-LIKE DISEASE! AND IT STAYS ON YOU FOREVER! Husk: Well, this isn't the worst thing about herbie's by just the stigma like, what if we didn't call it "Herbie's"? What if we called it "Boppo"? Oh, I got a Li'l boppo. Huh, that's cute I want boppo. Y'see? My dad was in the army and he had of genuine boppo too. Blitzo(angrily): Husk. Y'get exterminated by those exorcists y'sick psychopath. Moxxie(angrily): Husk, didn't even apologize he just tried to downplay it like it's nothing! And giving someone a ruthless disease is just sadistic. Collin: And cruel. Blitzo: Yeah, Husk was only doing that t'basically harm Ava and get life out of someone that he doesn't give a good about. Cletus: Why can't we have Husk smothering Ava? Blitzo: I dunno. Me(angrily): You bad kitty! You knew you had herbie's and you still agreed to swap blood with me! Blitzo: Hey, what d'y'all call characters that hurt others and show no remorse or guilt from it? Collin: Evil? Blitzo: Yes! It's called "EVIL"! What Husk did is beyond evil. And it's beyond being a hedonist. Collin: But, don't worry everyone Husk is still good in another episode where he actually cares about Ava when they're both trapped in a locked vault. Moxxie: Anyways, at school Ava's gym teacher, Coach McGuirck discovers that she has boppo which is what we're calling it now. Keenie: And about the B-Plot. We all came off as cowards to everyone! Blitzo(cowardly): I don't wanna. Moxxie(angrily): Neither do I. Loona(rudely): Well, you both are gonna. Everyone heard about what happened at Goofy Goober's and how those kids made all of you their wimps. Deerie(rudely): I'm telling my coworkers that they can do whatever they want and not you three. Beau: You guys know when I was a kid I used to love playing on the playground. And that means one thing. I don't deal with cowards. Blitzo(shyly): Uh. Hey, Godzilla? Can y'please pass me down the Moo Moo Milk? Godzilla(rudely): Shut up, Blitzo! Blitzo(whimpering): Okay, okay! Sorry. Blitzo: WHAT EVEN IS THIS?! DID AVA'S MIND THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Cletus: Anyways, Niffty reveals to Ava that Husk also infected her with boppo in the same manner. Cletus: And when Husk tried to become blood brothers with Mysterion at Olive Garden and Ava and Niffty righteously told Mysterion that Husk was trying infect him and he leaves. (Mysterion leaves.) Husk(angrily): DANG IT Y'GIRLS! HE'S A POPULAR SOUTH PARK SUPERHERO! Keenie: After that we all fought with the kids and we found out that they're actual superheroes. Beast Boy(snootily): Uh! Why're we even bothering those idiots?! We're gonna fight RED when he comes to attack Monster Island tomorrow. Millie(confused): Y'fellas are really superheroes? Robin: It's our world tour duty.
Parody Review: "Herpe the Love Sore." Blitzo as Peter Griffin Mothra(Godzilland styled) as Lois Griffin Millie as Joe Swanson Cletus as Glenn Quagmire (Moxxie, Keenie, and Collin as extra actors and actress.) Me as Stewie Griffin Husk(Hazbin Hotel) as Brian Griffin Godzilla(Godzilland styled) as Meg Griffin Niffty(Hazbin Hotel) as Chris Griffin (Loona as an extra actress.) Mysterion/ Kenny McCormick as Rich Girl that Brian tried to infect Robin(Teen Titans GO!) as Soldier with Black Tank Top Beast Boy(Teen Titans GO!) as Head-Shaved Soldier Cyborg(Teen Titans GO!) as Blonde Soldier (Starfire and Raven as extra actresses.) Bumblebee(Teen Titans GO!) as Herself Mayor of Townsville(PowerPuff Girls) as Mayor Adam West Foxy the Pirate Fox(Five Nights at Freddy's) as Seamus the Pirate Foxy the Pirate Fox(angrily): YARGH! Those little snitches are distasteful! Teen Titans: WHAT?! Mayor of Townsville(angrily): Everybody! I don't declare these kids they! Mayor of Townsville(happily): And I declare these six critters and Bumblebee as they.
