Here is how to do the first button noise on YOUR OWN PHONE. say paper while siri is active and, while siri is saying it doesn't understand, tap the word paper and you should be able to type. type this: call me hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and siri will say: do you want me to call you: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha? BUT the way he says it is: hhaahhrrrrrrrriiiiihhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr AND if you say yes then he says: OK! "hhaahhrrrrrrrriiiiihhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it is."