Collin: Hi, everyone I'm Collin and these are my friends and we're reviewing "Ava-rassment". Blitzo: The episode starts with Ava getting her picture and everyone finds it funny because Ava looked very evil in that pic of hers. Millie: As she was showing it to Lord Black Hat he snatches it out of her hands and looks surprised at it. Black Hat: Next! Me: Hey, Black Hat I- Black Hat(impatiently): Lemme have a look. (Black Hat looked surprised.) Me(sadly): I know it looks stupid you can puke your acid on me. Black Hat: No, Ava it's not that. It's that you look pure evil. Black Hat(admiringly): I can see the deathly look in your eyes. I can see the grimace in your smile. It's perfect. You look lovely. Moxxie: And since then Black Hat starts sexually harassing Ava. Moxxie: Which makes her very traumatized. Black Hat(harassing me while I'm picking up his pen): Oh yeah this is gonna work out just fine. (I farted and he frowned at me and I looked surprised at him.) Blitzo: At home Ava tells her friends that Black Hat sexually harassed her at school. Ms. Mothra was shocked but, Alastor wasn't. Alastor: So what? Ava a villain can't sexually harass a child. Me: Why not? Alastor: I don't know it just doesn't make any sense. Villains are always evil and they do evil things. It's not harassment if it's from a villain. Puppy-Chan: Hi, everyone y'may not know me but, I'm Puppy-Chan and I got sexually harassed on Twitter once. A guy named AnToons talked to me about my private area and asked me if I ever got periods since I'm non-binary. And for months or so I was very depressed and close to wanting to die. Alastor: See, Ava that's harassment. An older man and a weak, younger woman. He would've taken advantage of her. Forcing her to do things for him. Puppy-Chan: I want him to be a better person. At least my fans defended me. If they didn't then that'll make the situation worse. Alastor: See? Moxxie(angrily): Okay, that is just horrible to say to our lead friend, Ava. Black Hat is an older man and Ava is a younger woman! So, that counts as harassment! Blitzo: Meanwhile, Black Hat calls Ava and Husk picks up the phone. Both he and Alastor informed her that Black Hat wanted to talk to her but, Ava was too traumatized to talk to him. Millie: Husk was concerned but, Alastor said this! Alastor(annoyed): Oh, don't be such a baby, my dear. Alastor(teasing me): I'm sorry Black Hat, my friend. Ava can't talk to you right now. She's in her room touching herself like, normal. Blitzo(sarcastically): Wow, thank you Al. Very helpful. Moxxie: At Black Hat's manor. Angel decided to help Ava and went inside her clothes. And after Angel revealed himself to the lord. He got angry at Ava. Black Hat(angrily): Ava, enough playing silly games I've waited long enough! I want to sleep with you right now! Me(scared): No! Black Hat(angrily): AVA LYNN! YOU SLEEP WITH ME OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU! Me(angrily): NO! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OR NOT! I'M THROUGH WITH BEING HARASSED! Keenie: So, after awhile everyone was shocked on what Black Hat did and they all teamed up with Ava and decided to confront Black Hat. Solomon: Hiya, A. Me: Are you talking to me, Solomon? Solomon(winking at me): Y'bet I am! Look at ya! Y'look traumatized! What kinda man would attempt to be a predator t'ya? Me: Black Hat? Solomon: Exactly! We go over to that manor and confront that child predator! Blitzo: As soon as we all got t'the manor. Dr. Flug, Demencia, and 5.0.5. informed us that Black Hat was in the garage suffocating in car gas. Blitzo: We head to his garage and took him and awoke him. Black Hat(sadly): Ava, you should've just never showed me your picture and left me alone. All: Huh? Me: What are you talking about? Black Hat(sadly): Ava, I've never seen an innocent person with an evil expression before. And I've never been in love with anyone that's evil in 10 years. And when you spurned me it was a wake-up call nobody's ever gonna love me again. Demencia: But, I was always in love with you! Black Hat: Shut your mouth, Demencia. Hal Monitor: Well, that's not an excuse you're going to jail for attempting to sleep with an under-aged girl. Blitzo: I'm glad that guy wasn't completely sympathized and sent to jail. Collin: And I'm glad that Ava never got sexually harassed in real life. Me: Well, Black Hat's in jail now. Mario: Ava, y'know if you'd ever had a boyfriend it'd cause y'to cheat on him. Moxxie(angrily): Actually, Alastor didn't give her a choice but to sleep with Black Hat which she never did and that's good. Me: No, I wouldn't I'd use Niffty. OH GOSH! I FORGOT ABOUT NIFFTY! (I took out Niffty and I set her on the ground.) Niffty: I hope I'll find a more handsome man. Moxxie(angrily): OH, COME ON!
Parody of Jem Reviews and Mysterious Mr. Enter Reviews and the imps and the cherubs all act as him and Mr. Enter and I own nothing this is my imagination world in my head not in the Chromebook. Parody review is "Peter-assment" Me as Peter Griffin Black Hat(Villainous) as Angela Alastor(Hazbin Hotel) as Lois Griffin Puppy-Chan as Meg Griffin AnToons as Mr. Taylor/ Meg's Chemistry Teacher Angel Dust(Hazbin Hotel) as Glenn Quagmire Niffty(Hazbin Hotel) as Mort Goldman Mario(SMG4) as Joe Swanson Solomon(N.E.S Godzilla CreepyPasta) as Michael Ritchum
