Alex: If Lavender were here, they'd be having a field day. English teacher: Yeah, I was actually anticipating their reaction while I was making this. Lavender (talking about the Mona Lisa): No, she doesn't have eyebrows 'cause they weren't invented until the 70's. Lavender: *writes a sonnet that's just a bunch of random sounds and gibberish* Me: Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss Alex: (wheeze) Lavender (reading their sonnet): Obama... communism Me: whAT-- How did you go from Obama to communISM-- Lavender: Okay, listen, when I was, like, 8 years old, I asked my dad "What's communism?" and he just showed me a picture of Barack Obama during a speech. He didn't say anything, he just sat there, proud of himself. (watching Star Wars cuz the wifi went out) (gets to the scene where Luke comes back to his house burning) Me: Meet the pyro Owen and Allen: *giggling* Owen: Dude, the Empire was kinda right, though... They gave people jobs and houses. Me: The Empire is just the USSR. English teacher: *tells us to leave a note about the Globe Theater on the Nearpod* Classmate: *leaves a note that says "it look dirty"* *Note keeps getting likes* *Various people start giggling* English teacher: *tells us to leave a note about the video about the Renaissance that we watched* *The class starts leaving notes about stuff we learned from the video* Me: Does it have to be about, like, the information in the video, or can it be any aspect of it? English teacher: Yeah, you can leave a note about any part of it. Me: Okay, cool. *The class starts leaving notes about various parts of the video* "the lack of neck" "his lil hat" "the mans mustache" "his lil costume" "his lil accent" "That dude was scary-- I don't know if I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight y'all send help" "i truly hate the way he kept saying renaissance" (he said ren-nay-sance) "the dude that got crushed by a printing press. can we get an F in the chat for him?" "the lack of neck" English teacher: ...I shouldn't have let you guys answer about anything other than the information. English teacher: *tells us to leave a note about what we found interesting about the Renaissance* "its interesting that they were able to know things without google" "i found it interesting that they pronounces every letter in their words, like welcome to my kitchen, we have bananies, and oivacaidies" "whoever did the vine joke, you have my respect." Psychology teacher: *turns classmate's creepy teddy bear around so it isn't facing him* :| Psychology teacher: Does anyone know what the butterfly effect is? Classmate: It means that somewhere across the world, a butterfly could cause a tornado! London: One time I tried to go to the bathroom, and there were these two girls in there wearing cat headbands, and they hissed at me. Me: They HISSED at you??? London: Yes!! I had to hold it in and run back to the classroom, 'cause I was scared!! Psychology teacher: Don't let 'em bite you, or you might have to get a rabies shot. Madeleine: *pulls out a cool gel pen* Caycee: What in the name of Jesus of Christ??? Caycee: Lavender, where's your group? Lavender: Uh-- Dead. Me: ...You killed them, didn't you? Lavender: Yeahhhh :) Classmates: *mention Bibble* Me: Wait, wait, wait, Bibble?! Classmate: Yeah- Me: From the Barbie movies?? Classmate: YEAH-- Me: *hysterical laughter* Caycee: Rex, are you okay? Me: HAHAHANG ON HANG ON *Googles a picture of Bibble singing and shows it to her* LOOK AT THIS- Caycee: OH MY GOD Me: *finds another picture of Bibble, this time with abs* OH NO Caycee: What? Me: *shows her* Caycee: OHH NOOOO Alex: Wait, wait, lemme see? Me: Okay, so first it was this... *shows Alex the picture of Bibble singing* Alex: Oh God Me: Then it was THIS- *shows Alex the picture of buff Bibble* Alex: OH NO THAT'S EVEN WORSE Me: I KNOWWW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So sorry for these being so slow this year.
