Thanks, @BurnstarTC! And whoever made Munchkin! So, there's this awesome game called Munchkin (you may have heard of it) that no one wants to play with me because "it takes too long" and "we really shouldn't start a game at 9:00 pm" and "we left it at home." Here I am tackling the dungeon with my Rapier of Unfairness. My dad is behind me, sporting the Helm of Courage, Slimy Armor, and the Hammer of Kneecapping. There is also a dead Floating Nose by the door.
