(The imps and the cherubs walk out of the diner and Collin notices his beer.) Collin: Hey, Blitzo you can't drink that outside you're gonna end up in jail! Well, not the good jail like, on Cinemax "The Man Jail". Moxxie(angrily): Go back and pay the bill, sir! You, uh don't wanna break the law. Blitzo(impulsively): Oh, I can do whatever I want! Watch this! (Blitzo is about to step on the "keep off" grass which shocks his friends.) Millie: Oh, now you're just being crazy. Mao Mao(angrily): Hey! That's against the law! Mao Mao(grabbing Blitzo's arm): You're coming with me! Blitzo: Ah! Ah! Ah! Can't touch me! (The "Can't Touch Me" song plays.) Blitzo(rapping): Can't Touch Me! (Instrumental.) Blitzo(rapping): J-J-J-J-Just like the bad guy! From "Lethal Weapon 2"! I've got different amounts of immunity! So, Hammer y'cant sue! Blitzo(rapping and writing graffiti): I can write graffiti! Blitzo(rapping while cars stopped in front of him on the road): Even jaywalk in the streets! Blitzo(rapping): I can riot, loot, not give a hoot! (He kicks over a trash can and Giggles tries to run at him but, Jenny Wakeman and Austin the Kangaroo held her back.) Blitzo(while poking Mabel Pines' chest): I can touch your sister's chest. Can't Touch Me! (Instrumental) Blitzo(doing a spin dance): Can't Touch Me! Springtrap: What in Acacius' name is he doing? Blitzo(doing the Worm): Can't Touch Me! Millie: I believe that's The Worm. Blitzo(rapping): STOP! Blitzo Time! I'm the big shot! There's no doubt! Blitzo(rapping while he lights a match and sets a dead tree): Light a fire and pee it out! Blitzo(rapping): Don't like it? Kiss my rump! Blitzo(rapping): Just for a minute let's all do the bump! (Collin shrugs while smiling at the camera.) (Everyone dances for a minute.) Blitzo(rapping): Can't Touch Me! Blitzo(pridefully): Yeah, do the Blitzo Bump. Can't Touch Me! (Instrumental) Blitzo(rapping): I'm presidential Blitzo! Interns think I'm hot! Blitzo(rapping while he wraps a chain around Moxxie's neck and the truck takes the poor imp away): Don't care if you're handicapped I'll still park in your spot! Blitzo(rapping): I've been around the Tamagotchi World! From Harbor to Bad Bay! Blitzo(rapping): It's Blitzo, Go, Blitzo! MC Blitzo! Ronald McDonald wouldn't like this. Can't Touch Me! (Everyone looks angry at Blitzo and the song ends.) (Mao Mao walks over to Blitzo, writing a ticket. He take the ticket out licks it and puts it on the back of Blitzo's head.) Blitzo(to BoJack Horseman): Except for you! You can touch me.
The ground that they're dancing on is dead grass that's gray and decaying to imply that Monster Island is now a decaying landfill. And the reason why Blitzo tells BoJack Horseman that he can touch him is because BoJack was a horse and horses are Blitzo's favorite animals.
