Lyrics: Penny Penny Penny, Can't you see? I left you a gift by the Christmas tree I pooped in a box and wrote you a note I hope when you put it in the water it floats (X2) beatboxing Yabadabadaba! Bopety Boo! Ooh I can magic just like you! Abracadabra! Alakazam! I'd give you the finger but I don't have hands! I found another penny on my belly button, man! I named the penny Penny and I really love him! He's worth more than you and has better dance moves He's got better jokes. Can't say the same for you! Penny Penny Penny, Can't you see? I left you a gift by the Christmas tree I pooped in a box and wrote you a note I hope when you put it in the water it floats (x2) beatboxing I hope when you put it in the water it floats!
