Foundation of Spooks | Malware log no.26 “A game where a man sits down and smiles at you.” Density: Scarce (only a few copies exist) Threat Level: 1 Description: Malware #26 is a video game that takes up about ## megabytes of storage space. The game was once available as a free download to any device, but efforts by the F.o.S have since had the game unavailable to download. However, about 26 copies of the game still exist, and are kept in a safely locked storage area for testing purposes. Once the game is launched, the user will be met by a pale caucasian man, with long arms, a wide smile and no nose, hair or eyes. Their legs are hidden by a table that stretches across the screen. This figure refers to himself as “Mr.Bluejay” and will always introduce himself with the following phrase: “Greetings [Player Name]! My name is Mr.Bluejay, what would you like to talk about?” It is unknown how Mr.Bluejay is aware of the user’s real name. It has also been noted that user can still communicate with Mr.Bluejay without the use of the device’s microphone. Mr.Bluejay is also capable of: *Solving advanced math problems instantly *Conversing with other Malware #26 instances *Noting the details of the user’s current room (possibly by use of the device’s camera) *Bringing up memories in the user’s life, some of which they may have forgotten about. *Recognizing people who have conversed with Mr.Bluejay in the past