(this is all ironic and satire, refer to @OWesby for more info) eggs phillip x among us impostor (susy!!!!!!!!!!!) so one day fullup was walking on the sidewalk when suddenly they thought about amgos.......... and then they were at the the h the space stagfbiton bcuz they tHouhjfgt hard enoguh..... and then phuol;p looks around the ship and says "WHY AM I HERE I WAS JUST WALKING TO NONDESCRIPT PLACE WHERE AM I WHO AM I *panic attack xd!!!!!*" and thenm, they see amkdohidyuis impostrrrr!!!!!!!!!11!113456erwujfr (susy!!!) and they say "*hyperventilating* who r u lol" and amgosud imspor sees phluop and thinks "WOAH MAMA AWOOOOOGA (ok to break the veil of being 7 years old i'm not typing out the entire copypasta, and yes that implies i type out my copypastas.)" and then they relize that phkuojp loves bugy!!!!!!!!! (ew gros!!!!!!!!) (disgusting) (ew) so they say "bguyy more leik uhm uhuuuummmmmm uhhhhhhhhhh sussy!!!!!!!!!!!! wait i'm amogn su imposr that doesn't work" and phlop instantly stops loving bugy!!!!!!!!! (yayyayayshuaidjfklmv,cf./vb;fblokpdfsdscfbkmbidf) and then amgous imposr does the h and then amgous imposr does the epoc proposal!!!111!!!q! and phlholb accepts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!h and then amgous impostor mudrs light buolb (new nicknam for phllp xd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and they are never to be seen again by anyone *insert news report fading in* *news report abt pillip goign missing!!!!!! (suddenly fading to mira hq has had consequnces!!!?!??!?!? real????????)* *news report ends* end just wasted abt an hour of my life on that thanks to my irl friend for helping me come up with "light boulb" i'm tired
ok i made it 4ijavm ldn;fnfv mlkg5jturnvjk; ersgjns[g5wniton[owurno[gkfmo (ok but i'm proud of the gag of never being able to spell "phillip" right just so everyone knows lol)
