Use the down arrow key to continue the text. Type your apologies before Microsoft sends you to jail! But beware, they won't go easy on you! Update: you can now "win" Anti Piracy Since it's been over one year since I remixed the project, I'll reveal a secret. If you press the keys "n", "e", "o" and "s" all at once, Microsoft automatically accepts your formal apology.
Credit to Awesome_neos145 for the original project. Credit to Joey Pereloni for the Mario Party DS Anti-Piracy series.