Before anyone asks why BF and GF are scared, (and super crusty Ik, I had to pull the images from the wiki cut me some slack aaaaaaa-) I know they're fearless but, Nen is canonically so powerful, he can manipulate their emotions to his will, he does not care about the rules whatsoever. DW this isn't canon, this is just a funny idea I had but if you guys REALLY wanna see me make it fully animated, if enough people want it, ask and you shall recieve. He'd probably say something like this before the song "I'd say pick a god and pray, but I'm going to be the last god you EVER see, and I don't take prayers, I take cash or credit."
obvious credit to the FNF team and the "literally every fnf mod ever" (VS Bob) team is obvious.