('Think About This" theme starts playing.) Woman(singing): Think About This. Robin: What? What are we thinking about? My brain's empty. Angel D.: We're thinking about this man. Woman(singing): You were alive this morning. Solomon(singing mockingly): You were alive this morning. And now you're dead! Husk: Well, I hadn't woken up until noon. Woman(singing): When the sun came up. Buttercup: Wow, we're dead when the sun came up. Robin: When the sun came up! Woman(singing): Let's stay that way today-ay-ay. Deerie: Let's swing "today" into an anonymous word. Moxxie(while swinging his face cam around); Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Woman(singing): Okay-ay-ay-ay. Angel D.: It's literally a projector showing just the word "Okay". Woman(singing): Think About This. Quagmire: I like the fact that you can read those lyrics from the last word. Sir Pentious(mockingly): Think About This! (A scene from the song shows a man getting killed and inside of a mattress.) Loona: He just turned into a mattress. Sir Pentious: Woo! Yeah! Dan: I really want that mattress. Angel D.(singing along with the lyrics): You are the. Blitzo(joining Angel): One to. Eric Cartman(joining Angel and Blitzo): Decide that. Angel D.(confused): Wait, you are? Sir Pentious(joining Angel, Blitzo, and Eric.): You y-you you're the one who can. Sir Pentious(angrily): It's not a joke! (A scene shows an electrical box that said "Explosion proof tools".) Sir Pentious: Explosion Proof Tools?! Niffty(sarcastically): Oh no! My pliers broke! Blitzo(sarcastically): Guess I gotta detonate them! (An explosion is caused due to a factory worker poking the electrical box with a wrench.) Emmet(sarcastically): Would you like to explode? Moxxie: Why would you just shove a wrench in the electrical and just blow up like what are we thinking about? Sir Pentious(sarcastically): Yeah, I would just shove a wrench in an electrical box and just explode. Factory Worker(as 2 of his fingers got cut off.): AAAAAAAAH! (A scene shows the factory worker's 2 cut off fingers on the ground.) Husk: Okay, why would you just purposely shove your fingers in a belt that's on a condor and just- (imitates blood splattering sounds.) Alastor: Well, I hope he saves those fingers for later because I'm hungry. Cletus, Ash Ketchum, and Charlie Magne(singing along with the lyrics): Safety is not always easy. Sir Pentious(singing): Think about this. Annoying Orange: Alright, the video's over. say you guys that safety video taught us nothing at all! Striker: So, what did we learn about our safety? Sir Pentious: This is what we learned. We're all gonna die no matter what we do.
From Microwave Society
